PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: You Are Drinking George Washington's Urine!

According to the Law of Conservation of Mass and Energy, all forms of matter cannot be created or destroyed--it only changes form.

Now human urine is 95% water.


So in other words, someone took a pee on a tree years ago (or even worse, a tyrannosaurus rex may have relieved himself on a dead Trike to mark his territory), and you could very well be drinking it now.


Pretty twisted, huh?


Oh well, cheers! *Raises glass of water*

 

Hey, the iron in your blood is the leftovers from a supernova in a distant solar system.

Let that sink in.

 

Hey, the iron in your blood is the leftovers from a supernova in a distant solar system.
Let that sink in.

Okay, my ego has now grown to God-like proportions!

 

Thats something I already knew sorta.

 

I'm too busy drinking piss to think about a supernova!

 

Mmmmmmmm...peeeeeeee.

 

This thread has been done before.
Not funny.

Though you get an A for effort.

 

Pfft, I've been pondering this off an on, mostly off, since I was 9.

-P!-

 

That's why I drink cheap beer... It cut's out the middle-man.....


Why not cut to the chase, eh?

 

And I bet ol' Georgies poop went right into the soil too.

Anybody care for some mashed poo-tatoes?

 

You know that heavy metals are all formed during the life cycle of stars?

So in essence, much of what we are comes from stars that went supernova billions of years ago, and the elements they produced have come together to form, amongst other things, Earth and everything on it. Including us.

So we are matter that has been created billions of years ago, by long dead stars.

 

Mmmmm...urine...

 

Where do you think all the "fertilization agent" used by fish to fertilize their eggs goes? Or their urine for that matter, as well as other special liquids?

That's right kids.

 

Wow man.

That blows my mind! That means when I eat lettuce, the carbon atoms in the lettuce came from carbon dioxide which has been cycled countless times over billions of years, and may have been at one point a part of a dinosaur testicle?

Yeah, I've thought of that before.

I've learned enough and my time on Earth is almost complete. The mother ship will soon land and I shall return home.

 

GW pee? Tastes like cherries.

 

That's why I'm always wondering why they're always telling us to conserve water.

It ain't going anywhere.