Puntacular Puns!!!!!!!!!

Puns are the highest form of humor and I know we all love them. So friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your puns!

Some of my favorites:

• The pain of losing the grizzlies was just unbearable
• During his college years, God spited idol-worshiping Egyptian restaurateurs by eating copious amounts of Ra men
• Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
• What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

The Best Pun Ever: A man hunting in africa killed a zebra, a lion, and a Hippopotamus. He took them home, skinned them, and made a startling dicovery. The square of the hippopotamus was equal to the sum of the squares of the other two hides!

IJG

 

BOOOOOO!

Puns are only funny when they are intentionally not funny.

Amazing.

 

I once got an email of puns that were so bad they were funny...I'll see if I can find it.

 

Having seen Titanic, it was heart warming to see the string quartet play on whilst the passengers jumped overboard. The passengers must have misread the sign "A band on ship."

IJG