PT Qui-Gon: Boxers or Briefs?

Well? Which do you think Qui-Gon wears?

I say boxers. Qui-Gon strikes me as the kind of guy who likes to hang loose.

 

This is the thread we need but don't deserve. And neither - he strikes me as someone who'd go for Long Johns

 

Qui Gon goes commando.

 

Neither. He wears no under garments.

Just a free man who loves nice breezes in the air.

These Qui Gon post are getting out of hand, we have like, 5 of them now

 

I heard somewhere he likes to wear a 'Borat Mankini'..... Very niiice

 

"You don't want to talk about my underwear."

 

What, you think i'm some kind of pervert, waving your hand around like that. Mind tricks don't work on a me. Only undies. And no one else has that Borat Mankini, I promise you that.

 

Of all the stuff we could've talked about regarding Qui-Gon: his character, his skills, his motivations, his apparent distain for following the Code to the letter...

...We're talking about his underpants, what he wears over his privates...

<sighs> I'm not even surprised anymore.

 

"The ability to wear a speedo does not make you intelligent".....of course, that's when Qui-Gon is NOT dune surfing on Tatooine

 

I love everything about this thread. I want to send this thread money. God, I love you weirdos; please never change.

I don't know why this is making me laugh so hard, but it is. I will have this mental picture in my head forever now. Can he also be wearing one of those old-timey nightcaps?

 

"You were right about one thing, master. The underwear was short."


My guess is he prefers compression shorts. For all that running and jumping.

 

(Those are laughing tears, btw.)

 

He looks like they've moved into an awkward position in that shot.

 

"Master, if you would just follow the hygiene code you would be on the Council."

"There is no underwear in outer space, Obi-Wan. You still have much to learn, my young apprentice."

 

"But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of my undergarments!"
"Yes, but not at the expense of comfort. Be mindful of the relieving force, my young padawan."

 

Lol @ this thread still being up.

 

Why wouldn't it be? We still haven't gotten a definitive answer to the question.

 

Howdy Del,

Where i'm from, Speedos are called 'Budgie Smugglers'.

Urban dictionary definition...
Australian slang term for men's tight-fitting Speedo-style swimwear. The 'lump in the front' apparently resembles a budgie when it is stuffed down the front of someone's shorts.

Darth Downunder will be able to back this up. For he too is an Aussie.

 

Liam Neeson is the only man who can answer this question.

 

Well, obviously Qui-Gon going commando is the Jedi's fault and the reason for their downfall. #blamethejedi101

 

Briefs

 

This thread is my favorite. Maybe the Jedi order had, like, custom special Jedi Underwear they were required to use. I can't really picture them all just picking up a pack of Hanes at Wal-Mart.

It's clearly either that, or that Obi-Wan forced Anakin to wear the Official Jedi Underwear even though he didn't like it, and so obviously his rigid, dogmatic views on undergarments led to Anakin's Turn to the Dark Side.

 

"I don't like this underwear. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

 

That's why you shouldn't lay out in the sand and let the sun dry you.(Padme quote)

 

This thread needs a poll.