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Rabbits with two and three penises

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Short Round McFly, Nov 28, 2003.

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  1. Short Round McFly

    Short Round McFly Jedi Youngling star 6

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  2. winter_chili

    winter_chili Jedi Master star 5

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    thats...awesome!
     
  3. anakinsdarklady

    anakinsdarklady Jedi Youngling

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    Oh my goodness.... he must have two girlfriends!
     
  4. Obi-Wan_Skywalker_29

    Obi-Wan_Skywalker_29 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    They ate the bunnies with 2 penises!? [face_shocked] [face_barf]
     
  5. Short Round McFly

    Short Round McFly Jedi Youngling star 6

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  6. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    A three-penised bunny, there is evil science at work here.....

    But I have questions:

    If you have three penises but only one set of balls will you ejaculate through all three at once?

    If ejeculatiing through all three will it be more of a dribble effect since the preassure is spread out over three penises?

    Could the bunnies have been well hung with one penis but wound up with three little ones because there was not enough genetic material for three large penises?

    Should Arnold do a remake of Total Recall and have the three-tittied woman meet up with a three-penised man?
     
  7. Naboo1

    Naboo1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What's with the obsession with penises in this forum?
     
  8. Esperanza_Nueva

    Esperanza_Nueva Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    this is one of those times when we really need a =/ emoticon .. i guess [face_shocked] will have to do
     
  9. FareLenore

    FareLenore Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    What about this one, Esp? [face_plain]

    And this thread...I can't believe we're talking about rabbits and how many penises they have. Like the one they have doesn't get any use? Puleeease!
     
  10. Jedi_Hood

    Jedi_Hood Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Note to self (again): do NOT read Shorty's threads.
     
  11. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Don't listen to them Shorty, this is an incedible find.

    How can one not be fascinated by a three-penised bunny? :confused:
     
  12. AcklayComeHome

    AcklayComeHome Jedi Master star 7

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    As if they don't copulate enough... [face_plain]


    ;)
     
  13. YouAgain

    YouAgain Jedi Master star 5

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    Next thing you'll be telling me that a network of computers will be invented so powerfull you can talk to other people to it through a message program!
     
  14. FareLenore

    FareLenore Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yeah tell me about it, Chaz.

    ::thinks how she longs to be a bunny right now::

    ;)
     
  15. C-3PX

    C-3PX Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    That's much luckier than a rabbits foot.
     
  16. Fingorfin

    Fingorfin Jedi Master star 4

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    Why did I reasd trhis?
     
  17. Ariadne

    Ariadne Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I saw a mummified body with two penises in a museum once. I think it came from Peru.

     
  18. TIEace

    TIEace Jedi Knight star 5

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    It's funny, at first I thought this was going to be a joke thread. But no, someone actually took the time to breed rabbits with two and three penises.

    Meanwhile today, more people died of cancer and AIDS. However, scientists have made a breakthrough in the struggle for rabbit reproductivity.
     
  19. LoyalJedi

    LoyalJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oh, shortround...how you make me giggle so. Boy I dunno if the penis thing is a blessing or a curse...and imagine the trouble with circumcision.
     
  20. DarthXan318

    DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That is vaguely disturbing ...

    ... I can't remember why I clicked on this thread. Boredom, maybe. :p
     
  21. Angel_of_Sith

    Angel_of_Sith Jedi Knight star 5

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    There was a man with two penises, he urinated through one and ejaculated through the other one. He was offered corrective surgery, but he declined saying he like things they way they were.
     
  22. Darthette

    Darthette Jedi Knight star 5

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    this is an incedible find.

    You must live in a very small universe.
     
  23. The Gatherer

    The Gatherer Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Don't all men wish they had two or three penises?
     
  24. Darthette

    Darthette Jedi Knight star 5

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    I'm sure. As long as the third one came with a third hand.
     
  25. The Gatherer

    The Gatherer Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Or, you could have a detachable penis, as the song goes...
     
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