Recaption the "Family Circus"

I've taken this idea from a very funny site(which I can't repost, due to not wanting to upset the JC Gods).

Everyday or so, I will post a new "Family Circus" comic for everyone, who wants, to write a caption for.

The best one wins praise from me, and maybe others(don't hold your breath).

Here's today's "Family Circus"...

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Happy Captioning.

 

I'm sorry, but I've seen that site...and I can't think of any caption that wouldn't get me banned.

 

But mom, I don't want beetles for breakfast!

 

What EagleI said. About the getting banned part.

 

Just keep it as clean as you can.

You must be able to caption a comic and not make it dirty? I know that I can't, hence me not posting one. I'm sure that you can though.

 

my brother goes to that site... how do I know? he made me go there once...

 

"Mommy, why is the face of that kid we have chained in the basement on the milk carton?"

 

"These scrambled eggs taste funny. Oh yeah ... and where's the cat?"

 

Mom I'm tired of cereal, can I have what the dog is eating?

 

Billy: Mom, the cereal box says arsenic. Is it a new brand?

Mom: Sure is dear, would you like some bananas on that?

 

Mommy, I was talking to Daddy. What does "frigid" mean?

 

Hey mom! How about some toast with this damn cereal, BEYOTCH!

 

Padme Bra is winning as of now. Really, it's not because he's a mod. He's just made me laugh the most so far!

Has anyone else actually seen the site that I've stolen this from?

 

Maybe because he doesn't like your cooking, mommy. I heard him say it's like "throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

 

LOL, that was great! Bithysith is now in position to win Day 1.

Good stuff.

 

See as a mod, I had to go a lot tamer.

 

I realize that. Yours was really good as well. It's going to be tough to decide.

I'm thinking that this thread will last for awhile.

 

"Mommy, my tummy feels funny..."

 

Yes, Eric, I'VE seen he site...I said so in my first post.

 

"24,000 people die of hunger every day, and I have to eat this crap?"

 

//performs CPR on the thread

 

"Do old people die so we can eat them?"

 

"Mommy, why do we suck so much?"

 

"If I wanted to eat crap, I'd stick my head up the dog's ass."

 

Mommy, why were you spanking daddy last night?