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Remeber the SNL Star Wars lost audition tapes(Spacey)?

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by shanefowlkes, Jul 30, 2004.

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  1. shanefowlkes

    shanefowlkes Jedi Youngling

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    Hey...remember those hilarious SNL Star Wars lost audition tapes where it featured Kevin Spacey playing Christopher Walken as Han Solo and so on? When this first aired, it was a 2-parter. The first part can easily be found on the Internet...there's many copies all over the place. For example, it's at www.thetravisty.com. But for some odd reason, the "second" part is no where to be found. It contains Spacey being Jack Lemon auditioning for Chewie! It's a riot. I'd love to find and see the second part. Can anyone help? Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

     
  2. GenMadine

    GenMadine Jedi Knight star 6

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    Of course we know what you are talking about.

    I am surprised the second part is not as easy to find, thought the Han Solo Walken thing - I laughed so hard when I saw that the first night I almost threw up.

    Madine out
     
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    -_-_-_-_-_- Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This has to be one of the funniest skits in SNL history, Spacey is dead on in his impression of Walken.

    "I'm captain of the....Millenium...Fal-con. Chewie here, tells me you're looking for a....fast....sh-ip..


    F-ast ship? Ha! It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12....parcets. She's fast enough for....you.....o-ld man....


    I'm sorry, that sucked...."




    Who could forget Darrell Hammond as Richard Dreyfus?

    Ok, who's under the mask?

    "It's Richard Dreyfus! I told you I didn't want to wear the damn mask! I was in Jaws ok? I don't need this."


    Oddly enough, I have been unable to find the second part you mentioned but have seen it on SNL reruns. Great stuff.
     
  4. shanefowlkes

    shanefowlkes Jedi Youngling

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    Yep....those are great! But don't you remember Spacey As Jack Lemon auditioning for Chewie!? Where's that? And Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds auditioning for Vader? Those are on part II and I can't find it anywhere!
    =(

    Lemon: What the hell kind of movie is this?

    Lucas: Is a space movie and you're a wookie. Jack, please just read the lines.

    Lemon: A wookie - what the [beep] is a wookie?!

    Lucas: It's kind of a ape from another planet that's....

    Lemon: What? You dragged my ass all the way down from Beverly Hills to play a *** ****** space monkey?!

    Lucas: Jack, please just put the mask on and read the lines...

    Lemon: I tell ya what I'm gonna do with this mask. I'm gonna take a #$^% in it! Ahhh..go ^#%& yourself!


    That phrase isn't allowed, please censor it next time.

     
  5. hansen

    hansen Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Apr 25, 2003
    I only have those as mp3 files...

    But they're hilarious!
     
  6. BaronFel88

    BaronFel88 Jedi Knight star 7

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    Jan 25, 2004
    Don't forget 'Walter Matthau' as Obi-Wan:

    "Jawa? What the hell is a Jawa?"
     
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