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Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Jedi_Reject_Jesse, Sep 26, 2005.

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  1. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Force Ghost star 7

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    Feed your head. :)
     
  2. Im_just_guessing

    Im_just_guessing Jedi Knight star 7

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  3. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Knock, knock..?
     
  4. OBI-BEN-KENOBI

    OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight star 6

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    [Head of Nixon]I'm meeting you filthy hippies halfway![/Head of Nixon]
     
  5. General_BlackLegion

    General_BlackLegion Jedi Master star 5

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    Uhhhhhhhhhh...
     
  6. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small.

    Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.
     
  7. TahiriVeilaSolo69

    TahiriVeilaSolo69 Force Ghost star 5

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    I took that wrong.
     
  8. Thanat0s

    Thanat0s Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small,
    And the ones that Mother gives you don't do anything at all.
    Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.
    And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall,
    Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call.
    Call Alice when she was just small.
    When the men on the chess board get up and tell you where to go,
    And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low,
    Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.
    When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead,
    And the white knight is talking backward, and the red queen's off with her head,
    Remember what the doormouse said: "Feed your head! Feed your head!"
     
  9. PulsarSkate

    PulsarSkate Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Twinkle twinkle little bat
    how I wonder what you're at
    Up above the world so high
    like a tea tray in the sky
     
  10. Dagobah_Dweller

    Dagobah_Dweller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "When it comes to that fantastic note.... when the rabbit bites it's own head off... I want you to throw that ****** radio into the tub with me."

    "**** you've gone completely sideways, man. That'll blast you through the wall. You'll be stone dead in ten seconds. ****, they'll make me explain things"

    "bull****."

    [duke holds up the curtain pole for the tub and waves it at Gonzo]

    "Don't **** with me now, man. I am Ahab."

    [Gonzo brandishes a large hunting knife]

    "All right, you weird ******! Sit down! Back in the tub! I'll plunge this into your ******* throat!"

    "Don't make me use this, man"

    "Alright, man...probably the only solution. Let me make sure I've got this all lined up.

    [tape rewinds]

    "You want me to, uh, throw this into the tub when, uh, White Rabbit peaks, is that it?"

    "ohh..I was beginning to think...I was going to have to go outside...and get one of the...goddanm maids to do it"

    "No, I'll do it...****, what are friends for?"

    [Duke starts the tape]

    "you ready?"

    [music continues to play, Gonzo starts to groan]

    "close your eyes...yeah, good boy"

    [music continues, building up]

    "White RABBIT!! WHITE RABBIT!!"

    "Quiet goddammit, you're wasting my time!"

    "Higher, man...turn it up higher!"

    [Duke increases the volume]

    "ok..now, close those peepers..."

    [music builds]

    "Ten..."

    [Gonzo groans louder]

    "Nine...hundred and eleven! Fifty-two!"

    ["Feed your head...."]

    [Duke throws an orange at Gonzo's head, Gonzo starts to flail]

    "HEY!!!!HEY!!!"

    [Duke exits the bathroom, taking the tape player with him and closes the door, Gonzo continues to scream and retch]
     
  11. PulsarSkate

    PulsarSkate Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    D_D...I [face_love] you.
     
  12. Billy_Shears

    Billy_Shears Jedi Youngling star 3

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    We need more threads like this.
     
  13. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    What would you think if I sang you of tune? would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song. I will try not to sing out of key.
     
  14. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Do you believe in a love at first sight?
     
  15. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I suppose there's hate at first sight, right?
     
  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Wrong answer! [face_not_talking]
     
  17. Thanat0s

    Thanat0s Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dagobah_Dweller posted on 9/26/05 5:14pm
    "When it comes to that fantastic note.... when the rabbit bites it's own head off... I want you to throw that ****** radio into the tub with me."

    "**** you've gone completely sideways, man. That'll blast you through the wall. You'll be stone dead in ten seconds. ****, they'll make me explain things"

    "bull****."

    [duke holds up the curtain pole for the tub and waves it at Gonzo]

    "Don't **** with me now, man. I am Ahab."

    [Gonzo brandishes a large hunting knife]

    "All right, you weird ******! Sit down! Back in the tub! I'll plunge this into your ******* throat!"

    "Don't make me use this, man"

    "Alright, man...probably the only solution. Let me make sure I've got this all lined up.

    [tape rewinds]

    "You want me to, uh, throw this into the tub when, uh, White Rabbit peaks, is that it?"

    "ohh..I was beginning to think...I was going to have to go outside...and get one of the...goddanm maids to do it"

    "No, I'll do it...****, what are friends for?"

    [Duke starts the tape]

    "you ready?"

    [music continues to play, Gonzo starts to groan]

    "close your eyes...yeah, good boy"

    [music continues, building up]

    "White RABBIT!! WHITE RABBIT!!"

    "Quiet goddammit, you're wasting my time!"

    "Higher, man...turn it up higher!"

    [Duke increases the volume]

    "ok..now, close those peepers..."

    [music builds]

    "Ten..."

    [Gonzo groans louder]

    "Nine...hundred and eleven! Fifty-two!"

    ["Feed your head...."]

    [Duke throws an orange at Gonzo's head, Gonzo starts to flail]

    "HEY!!!!HEY!!!"

    [Duke exits the bathroom, taking the tape player with him and closes the door, Gonzo continues to scream and retch] [hr][/blockquote]

    fantastic movie
     
  18. Dagobah_Dweller

    Dagobah_Dweller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    well, yes, Darth Guy, I'm certain that it happens all the time :)
     
  19. _Vengeance_

    _Vengeance_ Jedi Master star 4

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    I get high with a little help from my friends [face_whistling]













    ;)
     
  20. bountyhunter2999

    bountyhunter2999 Jedi Padawan star 4

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  21. Quixotic-Sith

    Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Do you *need* anybody?
     
  22. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I need somebody to love. :_|
     
  23. ImperialRecruiter

    ImperialRecruiter Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I saw her today, at the reception.
     
  24. Angel_Jedi_Master

    Angel_Jedi_Master Jedi Knight star 6

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    Jefferson Airplane is my favorite band so I salute you good sir with this!


    [image=http://www.jeffersonairplane.com/scraps/photos/photo_concert13.jpg]
    The 'Giving Jefferson Airplane More Recognition' Award!

    We salute you.
     
  25. OBI-BEN-KENOBI

    OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight star 6

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    I thought this was a new thread, and I thought of exactly the same response I used when this thread was new. I was about to post it, when I saw somebody already had. Me. :p
     
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