Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2

Can you imagine if he was in episode 2? I wonder what his dialogue would be like.

Any ideas for what he would say?

Imagine if he was the one piloting the ship that gets blow up. I can see it now, him prying his way out of the wreckage. Stands up and says "someone put something on our ship"

anyone else got any?

 

"Hey, Anakin, he sliced off your arm!"

 

Ric Olie: "Oh look, the ship's blowing up! And there's Corde."

Typho: "Corde's dead."

Ric Olie: "You catch on pretty quick."

 

"This whole planets water!"

 

Ric talking to the clone army:

"Hey, you guys all look alike!"

 

"that pillar is hovering above anakin and obi wan, it might fall on them"

 

hahah those are great

(whispers to padme at the pear scene)

he's using the force to do that

 

"There's Coruscant. We're approaching the atmosphere. It sure is foggy here. We're landing on the landing deck. We've landed. I'm opening the doorways. Hey Bob, my Co-Pilot, you've hung yourself."

*ship explodes*

"Well, I'm dead."

 

"Those three arena monsters don't look to friendly!!"

"Padme's shirt just got torn!! That's good!"

"Boba is smaller than Jango!"

"Anakin starts with the letter "A"!!!"

 

Hey dex, your fat and ugly

 

"I was in Alien 3, you know..."

Or perhaps when he's sitting quietly in a corner...

"Blink. Inhale. Exhale. Blink. Inhale..."

On a side note, I thought I heard something about him not liking Star Wars...?

 

"Naboo Cruiser's been blown up!"

 

`On a side note, I thought I heard something about him not liking Star Wars...?'

Yup. Well TPM at least. That's why we must pretend he was piloting Cordes ship.

Here's a thought: If only the Jedi would place him near Palpatine...

`Hey! Palpatine = ...'

 

"Oh yes. This battle's better than pro-wrestling." -watching the Clone Wars.

"They are making googly eyes at each other." -watching the Anakin and Padme scenes.

"Its... DRACULA!!!" -when first seeing Count Dooku.

"Its Coruscant. We're back here again. This is episode 2. Attack of the Clones. Sounds like a cheesy horror flick. But it isn't. I find it clever. HAHA." -piloting at the starting.

 

Yeah I wish Ric Olie was piloting Padmes ship at the beginning, just so we know how he met his end.

"Look the ships exploding"

I'm always amazed he survived TPM, he seemed like he would be the Biggs darklighter character, just there to die.

 

"Look over there ahead of us, travelling across the sand dunes on a speeder bike; it's the evil Count Dooku, former Jedi Knight. Under normal circumstances, we'd shoot him down, but we appear to be totally out of rockets. So we'll just have to follow him to his secret hangar, and try to thwart his blatant attempts to begin an inter galactic war."

"Begun this war involving vast numbers of Clone Troopers, manufactured on the water planet of Kamino, by a race of long necked aliens, under the orders of someone claiming to be dead Jedi Master Syfo Dyas, has."

 

During the wedding scene-"These two are getting married!"

 

During the confession scene:

"Change down man, find your neutral space. You've got a rush. It will pass. Be seated."


I expect you English people out there to get that one.

But, to continue the spirit of the thread:

"Hey, look, Yoda's smaller than Dooku."

 

After talking to Jar-Jar. "Wow he really IS annoying, the general moviegoing public must hate him"

 

ROTFLMAO!!!! these are great guys, keep 'em coming.

 

" It doesn`t rain in space. " Familiar?

" Padmè fell out of the Gunship! "

" Look, I found Cordé`s shoes! "

 

Look over there! It's Bounty Hunter Zam Wessel and a Rocket Launc----


KABOOM!

 

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Anakin is mad.

 

But the Seperatists were a different story altogether...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

or...

during the fight scene at the end...

"Yoda's really, really quick!" or, "Dooku's not that bad!"

 

FEDERATION SHIP'S BEEN HIT!

It's coming back down!

Now it's BACK!

That little Jedi master did it! He had them shoot down the ship!

And look at all the dust!