RPG Pickup Lines

Hey, all! I had a crazy idea today: collect a bunch of RPG-related pickup lines for no apparent reason. Let's try to keep it *more or less* clean, please.

Here's one to get you started:

You'd better watch out, sweet thing, because I just failed my Will save.

 

I, personally, vote for "more" clean -- so let's keep it there...

Examples --

"Hey, baby... is that a stack of d20s in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"My name is Lando Calrissian..." <---- (my favorite -- he's smooooooooooooth)

 

"Oh Baby forget about my Charisma Modifier, I got the skills!"

 

"With a plus 15 in Bluff, I can make you believe I'm Lando."


"I don't got the ambidextery feat for nothin' baby!"

 

LOL!

 

"Wanna see my Quick Draw?"

From D&D

Male human and Female Elf in a bar.

"Hey, manna make Half-Elves?"

"Well you got your choice, Percise Shot, or Rapid Shot....."

 

Not quite a pickup line, but it was inspired by Cyberpunk.
"Look, picking up women is easy! 80% of the time, they aren't interested, 10% of the time you get a slap in the face, and then 10% of the time you score and pickup a phone number or better! Just like if you rolled a ten!"
Famous words of wisdom from my otherwise psychotic roommate.

 

When in line for a club:"Hey, see the guy at the door. My prestige class favor is with him so...hook up with me and we'll see how well your dance checks are."

 

In response to a pick up attempt:

"I'm a Paladin, ma'am. Thus, you may look but not touch."



E_S

 

"Just like my blaster, I'm set to stun"

 

You must have one hell of a Sleight of Hand modifier, because you just stole my heart.

 

LMAO... some of these lines sure do spread on the "cheeze" pretty thick....

 

"Hey baby, do you live in hyperspace because you're out of this GALAXY!"

 

Some girls like 'cheeze...'

Hehe.. and I can honestly say, as a sw geek girl, that I have had some of these tried on me, and they do work... to a degree...

 

Darth Vader in a bar.

"Hey baby, wanna cruise around in my Star Destroyer"

 

"Will you just say yes, or do I have to take twenty?"

 

ooh.. here comes another one with Vader.


Vader: "Wanna have a drink baby?"

Girl: "No!"

Vader: "Dont make me destroy you!"

 

You know what they say about a man with a high Constitutiion score, don't you?

 

It's a shame no one in my group ever plays a female. To see thier faces when an NPC drops one of these lines on them would be priceless!

 

then you would want me in u´r RPG. I find it amusing to play a female character.



and yes, it would be priceless to see what they would do.

 

oh Sith, if any guy in my party ever said that...
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my character would slap them ...or, more likely, stun baton them...
If any guy at school ever said that to me... they would be one of my new best friends... geeks are so cool!

 

How bout...

"Mind if I hang over here with you where there's less lag?"

 

I'm gonna get a library card from the Galactic Library because I'm checking you out