Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia

In ROTJ, there is a scene in Jabbas Palace where everybody is asleep except for Salacious Crumb. In that scene, we see him staring at what looks to be Jabba's moving tail, or was he really staring down Leia's leg as she was dressed in her bikini. I wonder what thoughts were running through that little creatures mind, for he had ample time to look her over.

 

Have we come to this?



Clone

 

He's the one creature that gets to sit by Jabba's side that isn't at risk from being fed to the rancor. I think he's just about as depraved as the Hutt boss himself.

 

You sure he wasn't just hungry?

 

Salacious Crumb finds hutts attractive. He was merely having a "whiff" of Jabba's tail. Wait. Oh, no.......he's coming after me!

 

What would YOU be looking at?

 

We don't get nearly enough threads about these two characters



Rick McCallum loves you!

 

What would YOU be looking at?

C-3P0. Talk about a golden rod.......

 

Probably akin to Lucas' attraction to Natalie Portman.

 

To me it always looked like the little monkey lizard wanted to bite Jabba's tail. But now, I am not too sure what he wanted to bite...

 

I think that it was probably Jabba's tail the little monkey was after. Dont you people notice the tear at the end of Jabba's tail after a while?

 

Ew. Just Ew.

 

Puppet Malfunction.

The guy's hand was tired.

 

In that scene where Jabba is giving Leia the tongue and C3PO turns around and says, "Oh I can't bear to watch", we see Salacious Crumb laughing. I bet you deep down he was feeling very envious, wishing it had been him giving Leia the tongue instead of Jabba. That is probably the reason he dares not make a move on Leia, for Jabba would knock him upside his head with his tail. Since he knows he can't have Leia, he goes right after Golden Boy, Oh my eye, Artoo help, quickly Artoo, Zapp. LOL.

 

When Salacious Crumb looks at Liea when she's in the slave outfit got a very good look at those awsome legs of hers

 

Perhaps we could get GL to go back and add a little drool hanging down from Salaciou's beak in the Super Ultimate Final next to the last Special Official Edition of the remake of Return of the Jedi?

 

He's got good taste then.

 

There is no doubt that every lifeform in Jabbas Palace was drooling over Leia, Humanoid and Ailen. She became Jabbas main attraction, his new toy. I bet you anything Boba Fett wanted Leia for himself, but was already employed by Jabba and didn't want to jeopardize his contract. He probably wanted her back then when she was on Cloud City, but couldn't because Vader was calling all the shots.

If anybody wanted Leia real bad, it was Lando. Lando is Mr. Smooth, as he definitely had his eye on Leia eversince Han & Co landed on Cloud City. After embracing his best friend Han, his focus shifts to Leia, Well well what do we have here. From there on out, Lando is caught in her spell, which makes Han very jealous, Welcome Leia, kisses her hand, oh right oh right, you old smoothie.

Later, we see Lando stepping in the room where Han, Leia, & Chewie are, then compliments Leia on how beautiful she is in front of Han and how she definitely belongs with us among the clouds, trying soo hard to win her over. Han & Co would eventually fall into Vader's or should I say Lando's trap, where Han would be separated from Leia & Chewie.

In the hallway scene of the Interrogation quarters, we hear Lando asking Vader about the fate of Leia and the wookie. Vader then tells Lando that they are never to leave the city, which makes him argue about their deal. I bet you anything he thought it over and decidied to go along with Vader's agreement. He probably thought he could use this opportunity to get Leia for himself. After watching his best friend being encased in carbon freeze, Vader tells Lando to take Leia & the Wookie to his ship, for he has alterd the deal which I knew upsetted Lando a great deal.

Deep down, Lando was probably thinking I will have Leia one way or the other, but first he had to play along by luring Luke into a trap. Once that was taken care of, he secretly alerted Lobot to bail them out which he did. Lando was probably thinking this is my chance to make a break with Leia, but then there is Chewie.

Lando tells Leia that we are getting out of here, thinking they would blindly follow him after what he did to Han. I believe Lando had planned on leaving Han for dead, for he didn't seem to show any remorse as he was freeing Chewie, which was a big mistake on his part. Chewie probably knew what Lando was planning, which is why he was trying to kill him.

Perhaps that was probably the reason why he only confiscated two blaster rifles instead of three. Lando probably wasn't thinking when he was freeing the cuffs on Chewie. He may of planned on using Chewie to help get to the Falcon, so that when they arrive, he could then kill him and make off with the Princess. In the scene where the Falcon is escaping casually and the cockpit in complete silence, Lando was probably beating himself up for not killing Chewie earlier, for he would have had Leia all to himself. He was probably fantasizing about her even more at Jabbas Palace when he was disquised as a guard.

Chewie had stayed true to his friends promise when Han told him he had to take care of the Princess, for he too probably knew what Lando was thinking.