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Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Darth-Horax, Jul 29, 2005.

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  1. Darth-Horax

    Darth-Horax Force Ghost star 6

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    The clicking thing...read it!

    Best line from the article is below:

    To inseminate Lonnie, scientists had to first use ultrasound to determine the female shark was ovulating and then sedate a seven-gill male shark, named Gonzo, and internally massage its guts to stimulate the production of sperm, which was then injected into Lonnie's reproductive tract.
     
    Darth-Horax, Jul 29, 2005
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  2. Jedi_Nath

    Jedi_Nath Jedi Knight star 5

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    o_O Wierdest thread ever...
     
    Jedi_Nath, Jul 29, 2005
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  3. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    Nice! :D

    I love Sharks!
     
    darth_gersh, Jul 29, 2005
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  4. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    Sharkey & George was the definitive show about sharks.
     
    Everton, Jul 29, 2005
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  5. rhonderoo

    rhonderoo Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [image=http://www.rhonderoo.com/best_thread_ever.gif]
     
    rhonderoo, Jul 29, 2005
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  6. Happy Ninja

    Happy Ninja Jedi Knight star 6

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    What kind of freaky girl would sign up for a job like that?

    Could you imagine putting that on your resume?

    2004-2005 - Manual Shark Masturbator.

    Reason for leaving: Cramp. [face_worried]
     
    Happy Ninja, Jul 29, 2005
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  7. MrC123

    MrC123 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Not quite as bad as this thing I saw on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel about race-horse breeding. They actually arrange mating sessions and horse handlers "coach" them yelling, "Come on boy! do it!" It was utterly the weirdest thing I had ever seen. They even use non-racing horses to get the females into the mood for the main race-horse.
     
    MrC123, Jul 29, 2005
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  8. GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN

    GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN Jedi Master star 5

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    HAWT!
     
    GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN, Jul 29, 2005
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  9. Lord_NoONE

    Lord_NoONE Jedi Master star 5

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    [face_sick]
     
    Lord_NoONE, Jul 29, 2005
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  10. i_want_to_be_a_droid

    i_want_to_be_a_droid Jedi Youngling star 3

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    WOW whats next. a nuclear powered mechanical shark with lasers. my dream.
     
    i_want_to_be_a_droid, Jul 29, 2005
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  11. sith-22

    sith-22 Jedi Master star 4

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    Just what we need, MORE SHARKS.
     
    sith-22, Jul 29, 2005
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  12. GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN

    GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN Jedi Master star 5

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    sharks with fricken laserbeams
     
    GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN, Jul 29, 2005
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  13. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    Yes, in fact we do!
     
    darth_gersh, Jul 29, 2005
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  14. DarthNomis

    DarthNomis Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sharks with laser beams masturbating.
     
    DarthNomis, Jul 29, 2005
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  15. Geo71

    Geo71 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'd like to point out that I have not read any of this thread other than the title.

    I simply wanted to be able to go to my grave safe in the knowledge that I had posted in a messageboard thread entitled "Shark Masturbation".

    Thank you.
     
    Geo71, Jul 29, 2005
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  16. KyleKatarn96

    KyleKatarn96 Jedi Master star 4

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    Dr. Evil/ He's my boy!
     
    KyleKatarn96, Jul 29, 2005
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  17. Jedi_Master_Ryokono

    Jedi_Master_Ryokono Jedi Padawan star 4

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    wow. I seriously think that is all I can say.
     
    Jedi_Master_Ryokono, Jul 29, 2005
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  18. i_want_to_be_a_droid

    i_want_to_be_a_droid Jedi Youngling star 3

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    me too. my fav. is the hammerhead shark and my 2nd fav is the cookie cutter shark.:-B

     
    i_want_to_be_a_droid, Jul 29, 2005
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  19. droideka27

    droideka27 Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Um, that's not masturbating, it's sexual stimulation.

    Shark Masturbation would be the shark rubbing itself or something.
     
    droideka27, Jul 29, 2005
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  20. master_organa

    master_organa Jedi Knight star 5

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    That is....... nice.







    may a shark eat OPPM:mad:
     
    master_organa, Jul 29, 2005
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  21. Pizza-the-Hutt

    Pizza-the-Hutt Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Sharks have needs too.
     
    Pizza-the-Hutt, Jul 29, 2005
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  22. chiss_man

    chiss_man Jedi Master star 6

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    I'm wondering which is more intriguing, Shark Sexual Stimulation, or Shark Masturbation. Hmm...
     
    chiss_man, Jul 29, 2005
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  23. plo_koom

    plo_koom Jedi Knight star 5

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    Just in time for shark week.
     
    plo_koom, Jul 29, 2005
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  24. droideka27

    droideka27 Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well I'm just saying!!

    Also i saw nurse sharks the other week at the aquarium of the pacific in long beach. so amazing!
     
    droideka27, Jul 29, 2005
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  25. Qui-Gon Zero

    Qui-Gon Zero Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    [face_laugh]
     
    Qui-Gon Zero, Jul 29, 2005
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