Should Natalie Portman shave her head?

Its just not fair to the rest of the women in the world, she is just too beautiful! I saw a Cheech & Chong movie where they go to Amsterdam and there is a skit where Cheech is pretending to be a handsome actor who scars his face to "give other actors a chance". I have seen Natalie Portman, she simply GLOWS when she smiles, it makes you actually question if there is such a thing as angels in the real world. If there is, she is hiding her wings under her "Kerry Me" T-Shirt.

Should Natalie Portman shave her head to give other female actors a chance?

 

No, Im not a Sinead Oconnor fan at all....and all bald chicks look like her

 

It's threads like this that remind me why I keep coming back to the JC. Juuuuust when you think everything's been discussed...



Rick McCallum loves you!

 

Thats funny, because I'm in love with Rick McCallum, and I'm going to love him and spoon him and rub his feet until he slaps Lucas in the face and screams "Greedo should never have shot first you flanel shirt wearing, creepy beard growing, genius of a script writing @#*hole!"..

by the way, George - though I rip on you, you are a genius and you have made my life better!

 

I find the last line in your signature highly, highly offensive and nothing short of flame bait.

 

Oh foxbatkllr, im sorry for posting the truth in my signature, by the way I should apologize in a language you will understand... 9/11. 9/11 9/11 9/11,9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11,9/11, oh yeah, did I mention 9/11...

P.S. I honor the actual 9/11 victims every single day, they were heros no questions asked, but the others that want to latch on to their heroism.. jump off a 100 story building knowing you will die, then come back and bi@#h about my signature....

 

Look, I respect your right to have your own political views, but you can't say statements like "Republicans aren't Republicans if they aren't bombing brown people somewhere" and expect to get away with it. That's a ridiculous flame-bait.

 

Uhh...isn't this suited for the JCC? And Natalie's hair is one of her best features, so she shouldn't shave it, IMO.

 

ok, fair enough..

by the way foxbatkllr,

how do you feel about Christian world domination? ... oops thats offensive...

Lets get back to the subject, isnt Natalie Portman the most beautiful women you have ever seen? Should she shave her head to make it more fair for other actors?

 

There is no reason to post anything about someone's Sig in this thread. Take it elsewhere. But a bald Natalie is a nonsexy Natalie

 

there is no such thing as a "non-sexy natalie", this girl is beautiful even when she does not mean to be.. she could shave her head and fart like Yoda in Ep. III and guys would just say "god she is so beautiful, it just doesn't matter"...

 

Should Natalie Portman shave her head?




Kind of like Sigourney Weaver in ALIEN 3? Or like the actress in THX1138? Maybe.

 

HELL NO!!!

darth_nemisis

 

This isn't a matter of other actresses getting "shafted" thanks to her beauty. If ugly hunchbacks like Hilary Duff can have successful careers, then leave Natalie Portman alone

 

Noooooooooooooooooo, she should not shave her head...

 

I think she should shave her head.

I mean, then no one would think she's hot, she'd get dumped by her boyfriend, and then I can swoop down and pick her up, and allow her beutiful hair to grow back... It's a foolproof plan.

 

When I saw the title of this thread I assumed it was an idea of punishment for her dreadful performances in the prequels.

As for her looks - she honestly does nothing for me and she's starting to look like one of those skanky anorexic catwalk models.

Now Rose Byrne - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmMMM!!! She's gorgeous. Can act too.

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She would look a lot better without that scraggly mess of fuzz she calls a hairstyle.

 

She would look a lot better without that scraggly mess of fuzz she calls a hairstyle.

Blasphemy.

 

Rose Byrne, over Natalie Portman?

Rose Byrne, over Natalie Portman?

Rose Byrne, over Natalie Portman?

Im sorry, im still trying to register that one.. its taking my brain a while to digest that thought, and Im having a lot of trouble.. Its kind of like comparing a Toyota Carola to a Porsche 911, the Toyota is very nice, dont get me wrong, comes with a nice interior, the new ones even have digital navigators and stuff in the dash, but the 911 is in a whole other class..

and as far as acting ability, they are both very talented.. but can Rose cry on request.. with Natalie its like "ready, GO" and she can cry...

Do not judge her ability based on the Star Wars movies, nobody is going to win any awards for anything in a Star Wars movie... go see Garden State and then tell me she can't act...

 

Rose Byrne, over Natalie Portman?

Rose Byrne, over Natalie Portman?

Rose Byrne, over Natalie Portman?

A hundred times yes. You should see Rose Byrne in Troy, she's absolutely gorgeous and she wasn't playing Helen! I wouldn't fight a war over that bird playing Helen but I would for Rose.

Its kind of like comparing a Toyota Carola to a Porsche 911, the Toyota is very nice, dont get me wrong, comes with a nice interior, the new ones even have digital navigators and stuff in the dash, but the 911 is in a whole other class..

Funny you should mention cars 'cos I reckon they should put a number plate on Portman, she has all the acting ability of a car. (Is there really a car called the 911 ? Bit of an unfortunate choice.

.. but can Rose cry on request..

Yeah she cries in aotc, actually I began crying too 'cos I knew we were leaving Rose behind to follow lizard face and jerky boy for the rest of the movie. I'd much rather have stayed with Rose mmmmmmmmmmmmm Rose [/Homer drool]

go see Garden State and then tell me she can't act...

What does she play in Garden State , a plant pot?

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why are asterisks apearing on my posts?

well it seems fixed now, so..

Oh gezvader28, you sound so silly.. How can you not have heard of Garden State? Do you live in a 3rd world country or something? I respect your appreciation for Rose, but ripping on Natalie, a well known and widley applauded Actress justs makes you look bad.

Perhaps you are from Austrailia of NZ and are giving props to a local girl, and I would respect that, I myself harbor special feelings for most celebs that have come from Wisconsin like Tony Shaloub and Heather Graham and the like...

but gez, just know if you are going to rip on Natalie, you are pretty much alone in your argument, which is kinda cool and Punk Rock and all, but very very alone..

 

He's not alone in the slightest - Portman is the sort of girl that appeals to the loud-mouthed, belching, sex-staved, pimply basement-dwelling, mile-wide backside, drooling, McDonalds-eating, vomit-stained, nose-picking, gutter-filth that spend their time here

Seriously, though, she ain't nothing special - I see dozens way better looking every time I go out on the street.
Mind you, living in Sweden has that sort of advantage to it

 

Rose Byrne, over Natalie Portman?

I'll take them both.


and by the way no, she should not shave her head, chicks with shaved heads look so ugly.