Simpsons quotes

well i searched back a few pages and couldnt find the other one.

so what are you favorite quotes from the show??

mine is anything by Ralph Wiggum.

 

Shutup! Some of us prefer illusion to despair

 

Ralph is awesome!

Pretty much anything that comes out of a character's mouth...


"It tastes like burning!"


God bless!

-Malz

 

"If you two country hens are done clucking, I'd like to buy a copy of "Jugs and Ammo."

 

"AGH! Stupid sexy Flanders!" -Homer

I love the others, but nothin' can beat good old Booger....ummmm, Homer.

 

"We'll start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems."
-Homer

Amazing.

 

just saw this:

"Can Lisa come out with her hands up?" -Ralph

 

I'm sorry. I can't divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! Ahhh, it's too hot today.

 

Just check my profile

 

See my sig.

 

Homer Quotes

"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!"

"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."

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You gotta love Homer

 

Homer: "You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laming!"

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Homer: To FIND Flanders all I have to do is think like Flanders!

Thinking like Flanders: "I'm a big four-eyed lameo, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day..."

Homer: He's at the river!

 

"Now marge if anything goes wrong blame it on the forign guy, ah Tibor how many scraps have you gotten me out of"

later in the episode

"Aww i see everyone get promoted before me, You, Smithers, Lenny, Carl, Tibor"

 

"Hey Apu, you got any of those potato chips that give you diarrhea? I need to do a little spring cleaning."

 

Homer "If the boss asks tell him i`ve gone to the back seat of my car with the woman i love and i wont be back for ten minutes"

Homer" The blindfold came off"

 

*lisa and bart wake homer and marge up to go to the lake*

Homer: Geez 4 AM now i'll never get back to... *snoring* lol me and my dad always do that

 

Check the top line of my signature.

 

just check my sig.

 

"Now get the hell out of my store! And come again." -Apu

 

God is my favourite fictional character - Homer

I think women and seamen don't mix. - Smithers

Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot. - Hank Scorpio

I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman! - Homer

 

"Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel." -Bart

"There is a $1000 leaving town tax." -Mayor Quimby

 

"Alcohol, the cause of & solution to all life's problems" - Homer

"Marge, I'm just trying to get into Heaven, I'm not running for Jesus!" - Homer

"You don't make friends with salad" - Homer & Bart

I love the Simpsons!!

 

Lisa: Bart! Your mortal enemy is on the radio!

Dr. Demento (on radio): It's time for more dementia with Dr. Demento!

(Bart screams and throws radio out window)

Lisa: I meant your other mortal enemy. Sideshow Bob.

Bart: Sideshow Bob? Oh, I'm only 10 and I already have two mortal enemies.

 

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GOA's going to able to guess this one.

Homer: Everytime I learn something new it pushes something old out. Remember that time I took a home winemaking course and I forgot how to drive.
Marge: Thats because you were drunk!
Homer: And how....