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So A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club . . .

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by The_Phinzx, Jul 27, 2003.

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The_Phinzx Jedi Padawan

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Nov 15, 2002

hahaha! get it!?

The_Phinzx, Jul 27, 2003

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Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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Dec 11, 2000

Yeah funny.....that is before the 37 billion times I heard that same joke or a variation of it.

Boba_Fett_2001 , Jul 27, 2003

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Bowie_the_Hobbit Jedi Youngling

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Jun 8, 2003

no.

Bowie_the_Hobbit, Jul 27, 2003

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Saint_of_Killers Jedi Youngling

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Feb 18, 2001

Dinosaurs, find your herds! The continents are dividing!

Saint_of_Killers, Jul 27, 2003

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The_Phinzx Jedi Padawan

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Nov 15, 2002

yeah i know, i just couldn't help my self

The_Phinzx, Jul 27, 2003

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Venage Jedi Youngling

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May 22, 2003

You should have tried harder.

Men who lack self control, well...

Venage, Jul 27, 2003

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SithDewd Jedi Knight

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Jun 8, 2000

So.. a blindguy walks into a bar...

SithDewd, Jul 27, 2003

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Otto_den_Ktulu North Ridge Event Coordinator

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Jan 19, 2002

So.. a blindguy walks into a bar...

And says "ouch"

Otto_den_Ktulu, Jul 27, 2003

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DarthDrew Jedi Grand Master

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Sep 26, 2002

A soft-toothed termite walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Why the long face?"

DarthDrew, Jul 27, 2003

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putsomeBactaonit Jedi Youngling

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May 2, 2003

That is the most horrible joke I have ever heard in my life!!!!!! Shame on you Phinzx!

putsomeBactaonit, Jul 27, 2003

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YouAgain Jedi Master

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Dec 20, 2001

[image=http://www.bobburgher.dsl.pipex.com/b3ta/seal.jpg]

YouAgain, Jul 27, 2003

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Otto_den_Ktulu North Ridge Event Coordinator

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Jan 19, 2002

If that weren't a beanie baby, it'd be horribly wrong, but it's less so than it could be. Still, seal clubbing just aint right.

Otto_den_Ktulu, Jul 27, 2003

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Darth_Goofy Jedi Master

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May 8, 2001

So an Irish man walks out of a bar...

Darth_Goofy, Jul 27, 2003

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medleyoz Jedi Padawan

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May 31, 2002

An irishman WALKING out of a bar now that is . More like stumbling out of the bar.
Oh. I liked that joke but I love those sick and twisted jokes- especially dead baby jokes eg. What's 9ft long and has trouble walking?

A: A baby with a javelin through it's head.

medleyoz, Jul 28, 2003

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ratmankey Jedi Master

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Feb 15, 2002

Best subject line ever.

ratmankey, Jul 28, 2003

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Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan

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Apr 10, 2003

No... I still don't get the original joke!

The horse in a bar - why the long face joke, is a belter when you've had a skin full ale, try it

Darth_MacDaddy, Jul 28, 2003

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Thraxwhirl Jedi Knight

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Apr 14, 2002

A poltergeist wanders into a bar. He says: "Shot of vodka please."

The Barman says: "Sorry we've only got whiskey."

Hang on, that's not the punchline is it?

Thraxwhirl, Jul 28, 2003

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flying_fishi Jedi Knight

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Mar 26, 2002

So A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club, and I eat it.

flying_fishi, Jul 28, 2003

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LeeKenobi Jedi Knight

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Aug 13, 2002

A rabbi, a priest, a horse, and three blonds walk into a bar.

THe bartender says "What is this, some kinda joke?"

LeeKenobi, Jul 28, 2003

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AmazingB Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jan 12, 2001

A soft-toothed termite walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"

I laughed at that one. I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

Amazing.

AmazingB , Jul 28, 2003

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DimensionX Jedi Master

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Jun 11, 2002

Two Pretzels were walking down the street and one was assaulted.

CHhh.....

DimensionX, Jul 28, 2003

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DarthDrew Jedi Grand Master

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Sep 26, 2002

And then there are the "no arms and no legs" jokes...

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs?
Nothing. It won't come anyway.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your doorstep?
Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs thrashing around in some leaves?
Russell

Oh, and then there's my bumper sticker...
VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS! (read it out loud)

DarthDrew, Aug 3, 2003

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Raincloud Jedi Knight

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May 1, 2002

Oooh!
I get it!
The seal, is walking, into a club.
Funny.

Raincloud, Aug 3, 2003

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Jobo Jedi Grand Master

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Aug 14, 2000

hahaha! get it!?

No
_jOBO

Jobo, Aug 3, 2003

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Piltdown Jedi Master

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May 3, 2002

And then there are the "no arms and no legs" jokes...

Haha! Those are great.

A man with no arms and no legs stuck in a hole...

...Phil.

A man with no arms and no legs trying to swim...

...Bob.

BLAMMO!!

Piltdown, Aug 3, 2003

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