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So Did Jabba And Leia Get It On?

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by Auximines, May 28, 2005.

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  1. Auximines

    Auximines Jedi Youngling

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    In ROTJ, you see leia all pressed up against Jabba. He sticks his tongue out like he has particularly sick plans for here. Then 3P0 says "Ohhh! I can't watch!"

    Then the scene ends. Next time you see her, shes laying at his feet dressed like the biggest whore in the galaxy. Seems rather obvious what went on there.
     
  2. WLDB

    WLDB Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Possible I suppose. Then again, who knows if the two species are even capable of doing that.
     
  3. block

    block Jedi Master star 5

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    I'm gonna guess no.
     
  4. YoungAngus

    YoungAngus Jedi Master star 5

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    i dunno but that would be hot.
     
  5. Luke_Kenobi1

    Luke_Kenobi1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    O My God imagine how that would look like.
     
  6. Boba-Frapp

    Boba-Frapp Jedi Youngling

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    no, Jaba would just end up eatting her whole.
     
  7. YoungAngus

    YoungAngus Jedi Master star 5

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    i dont think he has a genitalia.
     
  8. Boba-Frapp

    Boba-Frapp Jedi Youngling

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    Mabye thats not really his "tail" eeewwwww!!!
     
  9. Evil_Otto

    Evil_Otto Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Now, what happened straight after the cut is the following:

    3PO: Ohhh, I can't bare to watch!

    The whole room starts to howl with laughter as some of Jabba's flunkies drag Leia into the centre of the room, strip her bare and force her to dress into the slave girl outfit.

    That's about it, they just cut right as the scene reached the best bit, the humiliation of Leia with a public stripping! :_| If they hadn't cut when they did ROTJ would now be my favourite film in history! [face_mischief]
     
  10. DARTH_CONFEDERATE

    DARTH_CONFEDERATE Jedi Master star 5

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    i dont think he has a genitalia.

    I hope not, dragging his balls all over the floor would hurt like hell. But maybe he's like a snake, it's just tucked away.
     
  11. YoungAngus

    YoungAngus Jedi Master star 5

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    I didnt know snakes had any either. Was that really a cut out scene??
     
  12. Evil_Otto

    Evil_Otto Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Was that really a cut out scene??

    No, you're thinkin' of Hayden Christensen's acting again! :p
     
  13. Auximines

    Auximines Jedi Youngling

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    Wow, I wish I ahdn't posted this topic. Ever since I've had this mental picture of a pretty young humanoid woman being violated by a giant slug stuck in my head. Not a pretty thing. Then you got that little troll that lives on Jabbas tail bouncin around everywhere. God knows what his role is in the whole sordid affair! Ugggghhh...
     
  14. Evil_Otto

    Evil_Otto Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Don't worry, there was no sex involved. It was just what I said above, Leia being stripped naked.
     
  15. Spike2002

    Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    We already saw boobs once in ROTJ. Why couldn't we see them again? :(
     
  16. Avon-Guido

    Avon-Guido Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hooray for boobies!! Actually we saw some boobies in AoTC when padme was with anakin in that one sensual scene..
     
  17. Spike2002

    Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Not the whole thing unfortunately. Even though doubtless legions of fanboys were sitting their with their tongues out willing the top with the Force to "fall down" ;)
     
  18. Avon-Guido

    Avon-Guido Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Imagine if GL got desperate and re-released the entire saga NC-17.
     
  19. -Commander_Thigh-

    -Commander_Thigh- Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That'd be cool.

     
  20. Spike2002

    Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That would be...interesting.

    Of course, one can always watch a movie like, "Star Whores" to get their fix :p
     
  21. Cereal_Killa

    Cereal_Killa Jedi Youngling

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    I don't see how it is possible? :confused:

    I don't think that Jabba has the "equipment" to engage in such "activities" with a human.

    Does Jabba even have exterior "equipment?" :eek:

    Since Jabba is a slug or a worm then he is a hermaphrodite. And more or less hermaphrodites are asexual.


     
  22. -Commander_Thigh-

    -Commander_Thigh- Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Star Whores![face_laugh]

    The perfect re-name for an NC-17 version of the saga![face_laugh]

     
  23. Avon-Guido

    Avon-Guido Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jabba is a Hutt, and they do mate.. There is female Huttese in the EU.
     
  24. Spike2002

    Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I think it's actually a real movie as well.
     
  25. Avon-Guido

    Avon-Guido Jedi Youngling star 1

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    i dont recall, but i think we might see one of them next to jabba in TPM.
     
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