So...how is it that the Smurfs reproduce!!!!

I've been having this problem. Consider these facts:

-There are 100 Smurfs, all the same age except for Papa Smurf and Baby Smurf.

-Papa Smurf was the only one that was left from his generation of Smurfs.

-Grandpa Smurf was Papa Smurf's Papa Smurf, yet as mentioned before, there are no other Smurfs f his generation.

-The only female Smurf, Smurfette was actually created by Gargamel as a purple Smurf with dark hair in order to lure the other smurfs. She then turned to the light side a la Anakin.

-The Smurflings, the little kid Smurfs, were found outside the mushroom village.

-Baby Smurf's first words were "Gargamel," and according to Papa Smurf this means he will be the next Papa Smurf since any good leader knows who the enemy is.


With all this, I have a hypotesis on how Smurfs reproduce. Every 100 years, the next Papa Smurf (in this case, Baby Smurf) eats every single Smurf leaving only the little tail, which is actually an egg sac containing the next Smurf that will fulfill his position, a "clone" if you will.

What do you think?

I think the image of Baby Smurf eating the other Smurfs is funny as heck...

 

Watch Donnie Darko. . .

 

They have a two-for-one deal going on with the Kaminoans...

 

Dude that is one wacked theory...

 

I know...

 

killer smurfs will rule the world!

i forsaw it in a dream i had back in junior high. no one belives me . . . until now.

 

its a simple case of mitosis I think.

 

It's pretty much inevitable that Brainy Smurf is going to go postal one day soon and kill the rest of the smurfs, except for Smurfette who he'll keep as his love toy.

 

Cool theory.


Here's another. Vanity is the most feminine Smurf. (aside from Smurfette). Does he know he is gay? If he does did Papa smurf tell him because there aren't anyother gay Smurfs to compare to. If Papa Smurf knows everything then he knows of homosexuality.

Discuss

 

Well, basically a female smurf will start smurfing another male smurf until they're essentially both smurfing. When that happens, the male smurf will take his smurf and smurf the female smurf in her smurf. They'll go on like this for awhile, smurfing one another. Finally, the male smurf will smurf. If it's the female's smurf time of the month, the male smurf's smurf will travel up her smurf and she will be pregnant.

 

Maybe they breed with the Snorks.

 

I doubt that smurfette is capable of having children. She was created by Gargamel whom I doubt has a knowledge of smurf's reproductive system... The sink may be there but I doubt that it is connected to the drain.

 

Sape, that's the stupidest smurfing thing I've ever heard.

 

Actually, that used to be the way. That has since been outlawed. What happened was when the Smurfs and Snorks reproduced, basically what the doctors were seeing was a subrace of freaks that looked like the image you see below:

[image=http://66.70.254.100/graphics/h_sporks.JPG]

 

I think YOU have eating some bad mushrooms, SPIKE

 

Nomis, are you insinuating that Spike smurfed one too many smurfs? How dare you.

 

Interesting theory

Axl.

 

Spike...that is hysterical...

Never thought of it that way...

Still can't actually.

 

IF the Smurf fits, Sape ...

...in his mouth that is.

 

How wude!

Smurf you.

 

Smurf you too.

To Smurf with ALL OF YOU!!!!

 

I thought smurfs were unicorn crap

 

Actually, wouldn't they have to come from Babe the Blue Ox?

 

Sapient....your Marklar is wise...

Marklar is correct. If the Marklar and the other marklar get together and start to marklar, then marklar will happen, and we might have more baby marklar's running around here in marklar.

 

And how is it that Jokey has survived all those exploding present mishaps?

Amazing.