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So, I found a pubic hair in my curly fries at Arby's

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Short Round McFly, Jun 4, 2003.

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  1. Short Round McFly

    Short Round McFly Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I was sitting around eating those curly fries at Arby's(Or I think it was Wendy's, I forget) and I was like 1/4'th still asleep from the morning since I fell asleep late and woke up early. Suddenly I'm about to put one in my mouth when I look and there's this 1/2'' pubic hair stuck to my fry. I removed it and continued to eat the fries but I'm scared I might've caught something :(

    Bria edit: Since this keeps getting up for the sheer sake of being upped, I'll just lock it.
     
  2. -LHS-The_Pope

    -LHS-The_Pope Jedi Padawan star 4

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  3. UCLAJediMaster

    UCLAJediMaster Jedi Master star 4

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    how do you know it was a pubic hair and not just a short hair
     
  4. Darth_Fisto

    Darth_Fisto Jedi Master star 4

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    *gags violently*

    Dude, you ATE the rest after you realised there was a PUBE on your chips?

    You should have complained.

    Also, why the hell would there be a pube on your chips? Is this a nude fast food place?
     
  5. Neoisthebomb

    Neoisthebomb Jedi Youngling star 1

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    sue them
     
  6. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Relax. It was probably just a rodent hair.
     
  7. Tobie_Wan

    Tobie_Wan Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Maybe it was a chest hair.
     
  8. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Chosen One star 5

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    I think that's part of Arby's exciting new ad campaign. A free pubic hair with every combo.
     
  9. WindexedStormtrooper

    WindexedStormtrooper Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Was this guy running the deep-fryer?


    [image=http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9911/18/web.secrets/knowles.jpg]
     
  10. SLAVE2

    SLAVE2 Jedi Knight star 5

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    You'd probably got a bunch of free meals if you'd complained. Next time you go, cut one of your own off and put it in a burger or something and demand compensation.
     
  11. AmazingB

    AmazingB Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "I removed it and continued to eat the fries but I'm scared I might've caught something"

    There's something to be said of thinking things through before doing them.

    Amazing.
     
  12. Leia_Fanatic

    Leia_Fanatic Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Compliments from the chef!
     
  13. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Your fault for ordering the "curlies".

     
  14. Lady__Skywalker

    Lady__Skywalker Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Ewww....but you seriously, you kept eating them?
     
  15. Astraea Skywalker

    Astraea Skywalker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Did you ring the bell when you left?
     
  16. Mitt

    Mitt Jedi Knight star 6

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    Mar 10, 1999
    Are you sure it wasn't one of yours?
     
  17. ObI-WaN-JeDi-GuRl

    ObI-WaN-JeDi-GuRl Jedi Master star 4

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    It kind of makes you wonder what was going on back in the kitchen while....


    I think I will stop now :)
     
  18. foxbatkllr

    foxbatkllr Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ewww...you ate at Arby's?
     
  19. GabeC

    GabeC Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Your fault for ordering the "curlies".

    Hahahahaha!
     
  20. LeeKenobi

    LeeKenobi Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm about to put one in my mouth when I look and there's this 1/2'' pubic hair stuck to my fry.

    Still more sanitary than anything McDonald's offers.....
     
  21. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    How the hell did you know that it was a pubic hair? That's what I want to know.

    -Evan
     
  22. Luke_Skywalker_12

    Luke_Skywalker_12 Jedi Knight star 5

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    dude, look what Arby's did to this woman!

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    Now I'm not eaven sure if she's a woman or not! How can you go to Arby's!?

    Bria edit: Inappropriate for the boards here.
     
  23. Lady__Skywalker

    Lady__Skywalker Jedi Youngling star 3

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    What is that black hole?
     
  24. SifoYodaDyas

    SifoYodaDyas Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 10, 2002
    I don't know about the *black-hole*, but I can see NIP! NIP! alert! :eek:
     
  25. YoungJedi11

    YoungJedi11 Jedi Knight star 5

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    I too would like to know how you were sure of what type of hair it was.
     
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