So I spilled scalding-hot coffee on my crotch...

I now know the true definition of pain and suffering.

Me and the girl went to CCs...I got the Americano (double shot of expresso...man am I wired...)

I get to my car, realize that the cupholder is filled with assorted crap. But I'm in a hurry.

So I make the first mistake: I start driving with the cup in my lap.

Then I make a second mistake: The light turned yellow, so I braked. Braked hard.

The coffee sloshed out of the hole in the sipper top and soaked a good portion of my nether-area.


So now I'm hurt. It's my own damn fault.

If I retain the ability to reproduce, I should pass this tale on to my kids.
It'll be a good story to advocate using common sense.

 

If I retain the ability to reproduce, I should pass this tale on to my kids.
It'll be a good story to advocate using common sense.

Tort reform in place so quickly?

 

LAWSUIT

 

LAWSUIT

Sorry. I'm a Republican, ergo I accept that it was all my fault, and will use this as a learning experience so that it will never happen in the future.

 

Sorry. I'm a Republican, ergo I accept that it was all my fault, and will use this as a learning experience so that it will never happen in the future.

Hahahahahahaha...

Heh.

 

Tort reform in place so quickly?

 

HAHA Sucks to be you.
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OUCH!!!

Damn republican.

 

Sorry. I'm a Republican, ergo I accept that it was all my fault, and will use this as a learning experience so that it will never happen in the future.


Now, if you'd just apply the same "Live and learn, don't make the same mistake again" with this whole Iraq situation before we...oh, there goes Tehran.

 

Now, if you'd just apply the same "Live and learn, don't make the same mistake again" with this whole Iraq situation before we...oh, there goes Tehran.

 

Did you ask her to kiss your boo-boo?

 

Guess you can say goodbye to any hopes at parenthood.

 

Sorry. I'm a Republican, ergo I accept that it was all my fault, and will use this as a learning experience so that it will never happen in the future.

I'm not, which means that I believe it's your right to spill coffee in your lap without it necessitating an FBI investigation.

 

You do realize that the lady who spilled coffee on her lap in the McDonalds case needed skin grafts? She had third degree burns because coffee at the temperature they gave it to her melts your skin.

 

How could you possibly drink something THAT hot? It's crazy! Even if she hadn't dropped it on herself, it would've melted her esophagus like butter on a hot frying pan!

**** MICKEY D'S

 

You do realize that the lady who spilled coffee on her lap in the McDonalds case needed skin grafts? She had third degree burns because coffee at the temperature they gave it to her melts your skin.

The world is full of potential dangers. We need more foresight and common sense, not more lawsuits.

EDIT: How could you possibly drink something THAT hot? It's crazy! Even if she hadn't dropped it on herself, it would've melted her esophagus like butter on a hot frying pan!

A lot of people like their coffee very hot, especially if they are going to be on the road for a while and not drink it until they reach their destination.

 

A lot of people like their coffee very hot, especially if they are going to be on the road for a while and not drink it until they reach their destination.

Or if they want to liquefy their internal organs right away.

 

You burn your balls off so you post a thread about it?

Yay!

 

So I spilled scalding-hot coffee on my crotch...

How can you feel anything but pity for him? I mean with his girlfriend in the car too. Ouch.

 

At least you didn't spill your crotch into some scalding hot coffee.....

 

At least you didn't spill your crotch into some scalding hot coffee.....

*backs away from the coffee*

 

hehehe

"Do you take cream in your coffee?"

 

"Spill your crotch"...? What, it melted?

 

I hope its a fairly mild burns and not major ones

 

Sue yourself Lee