So The Freemasons Want Me To Join Them...

...What should I do!?

 

Isnt this supposed to be a SECRET thing?

 

My sister is part of their girl's club thingy. She hasn't tried to kill us since joining, so I am thinking its okay.

 

Don't drink the blood out of the monkey's head. That is a major no no. And if you do, don't get too close to fire, that negates the effect.

 

Join the stonecutters instead.

 

Only the higher-level Masons do the secret stuff.

I know a few years ago in Upstate NY they stopped having private invitations to join and opened it up to the public because they couldn't get enough people to join.
And the Capital Region of New York (Albany, Schenectady, Troy) is as old school Masonry as you get in the US, dating back over 300 years.

 

Take a look at a map of Washington DC sometime and you'll notice that the streets just North of the White House create a huge pentagram.

 

Just join them and get free parking and all of the stuff they gave to Homer Simpson.

"Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we doooooo!!!"

 

Do some research. I know people who left the Freemasons because the teachings didn't jive with their religious beliefs. I was also approached about joining on two occasions but I politely turned it down as the tenets of Freemasonry aren't compatable with my religious beliefs either. My best advice would be to research it before joining and make sure you know what you're getting into.

 

I was a stonecutter.

 

Join them, grow high in their ranks, and tell us all of their secrets.

 

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Join the Shriners, they have cooler hats and drive funny little cars.

 

The Shriners are Freemasons, 32nd Degree Freemasons...

My Great-Grandfather was a Freemason, and I was reading somewhere that Freemasons were Satanists. So I did some research because I didn't want to believe that a kindly old man such as he was a Satanist.

And believe me, if I get far in the Masons (if I join), you'll know all their secrets!

 

I'm going to join the Anti-Masonic Party.

 

Don't be hatin' on the Masons....

 

My Great-Grandfather was a Freemason, and I was reading somewhere that Freemasons were Satanists. So I did some research because I didn't want to believe that a kindly old man such as he was a Satanist

I thought it was the Illuminati who are Satanists, not the Masons. At least, that's what the overrated hack Dan Brown said in his novel

 

Is this an American thing? I don't know who they are..

 

opium posted on 2/23/05 9:05pm

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I think they started in Europe...

 

But the Illuminati have infiltrated and taken over the Freemasons!

Perhaps popular novels aren't the best source on this.

 

I found an offical site for England's Freemason:

The United Grand Lodge of England

Heh heh...

 

Check out the Great Seal on the back of a US one-dollar bill:

1. That stars above the eagle are arranged creating a Star of David

2. The shield the eagle is holding, if turned upside-down, becomes a typical Jewish menorah

On the Unfinished Pyramid side of the back of the USD:

The "M" in Seclorum, the "A" in Annuit, the "S" in coeptis, the last "O" in Ordo, and the "N" in Novus spell out MASON if you look at the points of the pyramid and then draw an upside-down one over it to create a Star of David, the pinnacle of it being the "All-Seeing Eye" which according to Masonry means G-d.

Being Jewish, I found this all quite interesting.

 

Become the next Jack the Ripper!

 

I couldn't compete with Bilbo Baggins...

 

Hey Jay, did you get married? What's up? Haven't seen you in awhile.

 

Take a look at a map of Washington DC

You know, I must be getting tired 'cos I read "Take a giant crap on Washington DC."