So there's this really hot girl at IHOP...

OK, I'll start at the beginning.

I'm a bachelor, so when I wake up every morning, I ride my bike over to the local IHOP.

Anyway, a few weeks ago, there was this REALLY hot girl who was a waitress. I, of course, went to sit at a table in her section.

I ordered my usual stack of pancakes, and made sure to ask her recommendations for the best syrups (even though I knew which ones I liked best). I made sure to get three refills of coffee before leaving to pay my bill. Of course, I left her an extra large tip.

Every time I go, I sit in her section. I'm not sure if she even remembers me, but every time I go, she says 'would you like bacon or sausage with that', 'be careful, the coffee's hot', or 'Do you wanna come to my place and see my waffle-maker?' (OK, she's never said that).

Is there anyone you see all the time who is hot, but you're not sure actually remembers you from one day to the next?

 

Not sure, but I wouldn't buy pancakes and syrup at her register ever again.

 

She probably remembers you. I'm pretty sure that she has a huge boyfriend who would beat you silly if you asked her out!

See, I'm just kidding up there, just ask her out and report the results back to us. Don't live life thinking what if!

 

Next time she gives you a pancake, throw the pancake back.

 

Nothing gets me more excited than a girl in an IHOP uniform. Ladies take note.

 

Sounds sticky.

 

No, no that's all wrong. He should lovingly toss it towards her; much smoother.

 

Dude! You gotta go back!!!

 

*puts on an IHOP uniform*

 

I make a mean chocolate chip Mickey Mouse pancake.

 

But they don't wear uniforms at IHOP, they wear vests. I think.

But those large pieces of fruit on top of the pancakes don't really enter into it.

Chocolate chips? I'm more concerned with breasts.

 

If she works at IHOP, she won't stay hot for long. Better make your move.

 

I think you mean vests and a smile!
*High Five*

 

So are they big chocolate chips?

 

I think you should ask her if she wants sausage with that