So who likes Duct Tape?

Okay, as long as I have been in my youth group at church, we have always had a very odd obsession with duct tape. There are duct tape Bible covers, duct tape ties, duct tape shoes, the list goes on and on! Well, a friend of mine and I decided to go to prom together, and little did I know that he wanted us to go in complete duct tape outfits! So, I agreed. There is a huge scholarship that you can get, so we have now started construction on our Duct tape dress and duct tape tux. Anybody else out there crazy like us?

 

There's someone by the name of Jay on these boards. He enjoys the duct tape.

Also, quigon70 has a duct tape fetish.

 

I taped my hands up a couple weeks ago. It's hard to type like that.

 

Jay is the Duct tape King.

 

//Twiddles thumbs and waits for Jay...

Edit: I'm surprised Jay didn't smell this thread.

 

Meesa getting berry berry scared.

 

Yeah, where the heck is Jay? He's not your date, is he?

 

I was thinking the same thing Jeremyguy

 

Well, my name is Jay, and I like duct tape! I consider it a welfare repair kit. Did you know that there is a book out there called the Duct tape book? Over a million uses and counting...

Here's a corny joke...

Duct Tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together...

 

Duct Tape is da bomb!

Jay showed me the true nature of the Force.

 

DUCT TAPE SUCKS

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Me! I have just about every color. I didn't want to go to prom with anyone, so I thought it would be pointless to do the scholarship, cuz it won't work for one person. Plus I'm too lazy to make a dress anyway...and duct tape's expensive! There's this guy in my class who was obsessed with duct tape too, and he had a duct tape tux, and someone else (as his date) had a red duct tape dress. I wish I could post pics...

 

I made a blaster holster for my Halloween costume last year entirely out of duct tape. I don't think that 'd have the pateince to make a dress out of it though.

 

I'm here!

Ahh, its so nice to see that there are fellow Duct Tape lovers here.

 

Duct tape, the handyman's secret weapon!

Yes, I worship it.

 

How can anyone not like Duct Tape?

 

Duct tape? My favourite!

 

It's great at getting the hair off my a$$. So of course I love it.

 

DUCT TAPE SUCKS!

 

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together.

 

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a roll of duct tape rolled from the shadows. Unfortunately, Jay was figuring out how fast the earth moves and rotates to notice that his prized roll of Duct Tape had fallen from his grasp. Then when he was done with his ciphering, the duct tape rolled out the door and into the heavy rain. Jay ran after it, slipping and sliding. The roll began floating in a body of water known as the Lagoon of Doom. Jay did not know how to retrieve it before it floated away, losing his beloved accessory forever. From his pocket he pulled a new roll of duct tape. He knew that it must be protected, as it was his last.

He tucked it into his jacket and went home. On the way, the duct tape fell through a hole in his pocket. Jay watched, dismayed, as it rolled into a hole and disappeared. Jay fell to his knees and burst into tears. "Why does this always happen to me? My precious duct tape is all gone forever, and I'll never again be able to feel love! And to make matters worse, I've lost my bus pass! Now how can I buy more duct tape? This is so terrible that I'm going to dance a jig to feel better."

But while dancing he tripped and fell into a nearby lake. Sputtering, he came to the surface. "Mommy!" he wailed while treading water. The ghost of Obi-Wan appeared and gave Jay some Duct Tape. Then Jay somehow got the duct tape stuck to his nose hair. He cried out in pain as he pulled the tape off. Then, Jay saw a person that was going to take away his duct tape. He screamed and wailed as the "person" tore off lengths of the tape, balled them up and threw them at Jay. The terror on the "person's" face was evident as soon as he saw the rage in Jay's eyes. Jay turned around to face the "person" and began giggling like a school girl. The "person" threw the empty roll of Duct Tape at Jay. Jay became so angry that he levitated out of the water and pulled his hidden roll of Lifesavers out of his shirt pocket. "I can't believe I'll never again have Butter Rum flavored Lifesavers. That's it, scum--now I'm really angry. In fact, I'm so angry that I'm gonna throw each one of these Lifesavers at your face."

Jay pinged the "person" in the face, but then got upset. "I'm such a terrible person, and now not only have I lost my duct tape, but I'm out of Lifesavers too!" And with that Jay let himself sink to the bottom of the pool. He then realized he didn't want to be on the dpl, so he swam back to the surface. Once there, he noticed that an angry mob of anti-duct-tape activists was waiting for him. Jay panicked and sank to the bottom again. This caused the activists to jump in after him. Unfortunately for them, Jay was really a Duct Tape automaton, created by the real Jay. All the activists stuck to it, which made Jay laugh. Since he was still underwater, this made him malfunction, for some critical electronic components were in his robot mouth. The activists, believing that Jay was dying, decided to go to a bar and get drunk. But Jay ran a self diagnostic and repaired the damage. He then sweared revenge on the anti duct tape-ists who were now drunk as gonks.

Jay went to the bar and began duct-taping the activists to the wall. Unfortunately for him, the bartender had some highly corrosive, cheap tequila. The barkeep poured some on the duct-tape robot, causing him to disintegrate. The real Jay fell out of a nearby closet, wrapped in duct tape. "I hate duct tape so much that I'm never going to mention it again. This, of course, does not mean that I won't still play around with it in private."

With that Jay gathered up the remaining duct tape and began plotting his next move to take over the world. But suddenly a giant hamster appeared out of nowhere and began to menace Jay. "This calls for some serious duct-tape action." Jay took the duct tape and smooshed it all up into a ball. He hoisted the giant ball of duct tape above his head and, before he could do anything with it, the hamster grabbed him in its jaws. Jay was about to be devoured when he noticed that something was

 

It's great for binding wrists.

 

Sorry to tell you, Bib Fortuna, Twi'lek, but i already posted that joke...

 

i hate duct tape

 

I love duct tape! I mummified an old friend of mine with it once and it was funny.
Half my car is duct tape right now. Come to think about is so is my bicycle and shoes..