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  1. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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  2. The Bigger Fish

    The Bigger Fish Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Your cooking talents.
     
  3. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    How many molecules are there in Leonard Nimoy's butt?
     
  4. eclipseSD

    eclipseSD Jedi Knight star 5

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    How can I be more imaginative?
     
  5. BOBAFETISH

    BOBAFETISH Jedi Knight star 5

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    If you pause an old star trek, and only count in his nether regions, you could count the molecules when he's on the transporter!

    That would make Porkins thread too short. Any other suggestions?
     
  6. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    Coke vs. Pepsi

    A/S/L?

    What color are your eyes?

    Tell me why the hell I'm even up at 2 in the morning posting inane drivel?

    I hope that's better... if not, then I'll personally hunt you down and give you 42 lashes.
     
  7. YoungJedi11

    YoungJedi11 Jedi Knight star 5

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    43 for good measure.
     
  8. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    No, it has to be 42.

    I could have said 40 to be nice and even, but since 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything; it's only logical that it be the appropriate number of lashes.

    EDIT: Goddamn comma splice.
     
  9. Sophita

    Sophita Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Squirrels: Hot or not?

    Does your big breasted teenager daughter have problems with pokemon?

    Rabid Nuns gone Wild?

    Cookie Dough; Antifreeze: What truly is the difference?

    Jawa Hot or not?

    Fish.
     
  10. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  11. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    Does anyone want me to explain what a comma splice is? It's nearly 3 AM. I'm bored. I feel the need to say a few words before I call it quits. :p
     
  12. Sophita

    Sophita Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I already know what a comma splice is, but if you must, explain.

    (Anyone who just posted a 42 reference should be able to post whatever the heck he wants. :p)
     
  13. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    jedi bobby cox, how about i splice your face with a brick, punk.



    oh and, 37 > 42.
     
  14. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    All right, I'll give it a crack.

    A comma splice occurs (unfortunately, I see it all too often here) when two complete phrases, which could pass as sentences by themselves, are connected by a comma. That's a no-no. Instead, they must be connected with a semicolon.

    I'm not an English major, but I'm required to know a thing or two about it since I'm a Spanish major.
     
  15. Bria

    Bria Manager Emeritus, -MNFF Council star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's nearly 3 AM.

    It's 3 am, we all must be lonely. ;)

    Anyway, if you can't think up a thread idea, I propose you ask others to do it. :)

    Wait a minute... :eek:
     
  16. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    37 doesn't have a thing on 42. It's not the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

    37 is just... a number. Yeah.

    Take that and stick it someplace, Pie. :p
     
  17. Grendelwulf

    Grendelwulf Jedi Youngling star 1

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    JGM, I find your sig extremely disturbing. Have you sought any counciling?
    -DL
     
  18. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    jedi dale murphy, that is blasphemy and you will burn in hell. >:eek:
     
  19. eclipseSD

    eclipseSD Jedi Knight star 5

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    What if the daughter of Mike Hunt married the son of Mike Rotch?
     
  20. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    Which part of it do you find disturbing? :p

    I don't care if I burn in Hell. I created the accursed place, I'll have you know.
     
  21. Grendelwulf

    Grendelwulf Jedi Youngling star 1

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    the Richard Cory part...
     
  22. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    What if the daughter of Mike Hunt married the son of Mike Rotch?

    their child would be named Harry Paratestees.



    jedi steve avery, you must repent.
     
  23. Grendelwulf

    Grendelwulf Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I;'d definitely be handing out bans and lockings if I could still remember my Darth Ludicrous password.
     
  24. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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  25. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    I really don't wish to be Richard Cory... I may be jealous of other peoples gifts (I sometimes think I got screwed over... meh) but I know suicide's not the answer.

    I just happen to like the song by Simon and Garfunkel.
     
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