JCC Speed dating

Want a life partner and can’t find one in real life? Sign up below.

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How do we know that once signing up, our partner won't take the ring we made for them and split it to make a bunch of jewelry with Mashed Potato Face Barney Stinson Wannabe L Ron Hubbard even though we are the one that crossed the ocean together and recruited an army to save the day before doing a big romantic horseback trail through the countryside?

 

Anything is possible with love

 

Jabba is already married in spirit to "Sour Ron".

 

If someone said they liked Star Wars on a date with me, I would jump out of the window and die.

 

*Builds SW Lego with IATI*

 

How many floors up is the venue?

 

What the hell. I’m single again. Can’t be any worse than the 2023 Deadpool. This looks fun.

Sign me up, please.

1. Bacon164
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My SO had the Star Wars trilogy and a few of the books when I met her, so it was pretty much settled at that point

 

Dealbreaker. I cannot deal with anyone with a Disney+ subscription

 

Especially if they’re on speed.

That is what this is about, right?

 

apparently that's just me and JSSD

 

Let's give this a go...

Sign me up, please.

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I hope you two are very happy together

 

*three

 

Yes! We'll build the Death Star at some point, you and I. Because they don't sell Lego busts of Ric Olie, apparently.

 

Wheres the one where she just quietly whispers “Syfo-Dias” and then they immediately start making out?

 

Ok, I got the amphetamines. Now what?

 

Me: Hey, one last thing. Do you like Star Wars?
Her: Yes.
Me: *taps split check*

 

Why is this taking place at Vladimir Putin’s conference table?

 

Putin’s table is like 60 ft long. This is a regular table where the woman is leaning back in no way mirroring the man’s body language.

 

Ok we need more single people looking to speed date

 

we are still taking signups