Spicy food makes my nipples sensitive

So even though I made a bunch of mashed potatoes I decided to go down the street and get mexican food. It was muy caliente, and after a while my nipples began to hurt. Eventually they ruptured and spewed hot lava, scalding me.

 

Maybe you should imprison yourself in a block of ice?

 

Your nipples are useless now.
Cut them off and feed them to your dinosaur.


-JR

 

Funny cause your mom told me hers get sensitive when licked.

 

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Well, stop rubbing the spicy food on your nipples, silly!

 

You should always tape up your nipples before getting mexican food.

 

Eeth, Eeth, Eeth...

 

That wasn't even funny. It wasn't even remotely imaginative.

 

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"Oooh my nipples! They hurt when I go near spicy food. Aaahhhh!"

 

How 'bout a nipple cake sandwich?
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Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the SOB knows story structure.

 

Aren't men's nipples kind of useless to begin with?

 

Oh, they are quite useful.

 

For example they are useful when we are pulling pranks on babies, they are useful when we don't a girlfriend so we just touch them and imagine they are much bigger and a girl's. Also when, they are good for letting people no when we are cold!

 

Yea, as funny and imaginative as you making the same joke about nipples as Everton did in the Transformers thread.

 

I can't tell if you're serious or not

 

Was I talking to you?

 

Now that's funny.