SWRPF Archive Star Trek Factions (IBOP)

Greetings alien forms and humans alike. We've finally been given a chance to express our devotion to a Sci-Fi that is actually rather good. (No, really it is!)

I bring you the Star Trek Factions of IBOP.

KLINGONS: A warrior race that is known for its hostile tendancies. They enjoy wrestling, are often seen snarling and are known to enjoy a good night out with an appealing beverage. Honour is regarded highly among their people.

MERIDIANS: This humanoid species is distinguished by strange markings at the corners of its people's eyes. Their numbers are very scarce coming from their stranded ancestors. Unfortunately they are incapable of procreation (which is good since these boards are rated only PG 13 and we don't want any graphic adult mating scenes).

XEPOLITES: Are yet another humanoid species known to exist within the universe. They are amphibious in appearance and are widely known as a space-faring species. Obviously they like to travel, so they tend to get around.

DENOBULANS: These creatures are humandois that seem to suffer a massive case of insomnia. They only need six days of sleep in a year, with some of them going without even that much. They are able to have several spouses, but oddly enough, do not like being touched. Is it any wonder that their species has complex mating rituals?

Humans will also be allowed as an available species/faction. I didn't include a description of them, though, since they've pretty much infested your home planet of earth, I would expect you to know a lot about them already because of that.

So, if you're interested in joining post a bio here, and begin playing.

 

I...amCaptain...James Tiberius...Kirk...

If you don't...knowwhoIam...you are...a fool.


KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

Name: James Tiberius Kirk
Gender: Male
Age: Thirty-two
Species : Human
Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Though any number of curvaceous females of indeterminate species and measurement could tell you Kirk's eye color, I cannot.
Height: 5'11"/ weight: 160 lb
Force sensitive: No, but my charm makes up for it.
Faction/Division: Federation
Rank: Starship Captain
Weapon type: Starship <i>Pride of Denobula</i>, orbital bombardment from. And phaser.

 

I know this is a Star Wars board, but where are all the Trekkies?!

Edit: I guess I should probably make a character too...


Name: Marshmellow Man
Species: Marshmellow
Age: Best before Jan '05
Eyes: Chocolate chip
Weight: Sixteen tonnes (Yes, eating too much mashmellows will make you fat and you will die!)
Weapon: Marshmellow Stomp, and belly flop.
Homeworld: Ghostbusters I.
Likes: Food.
Dislikes: Hungry teenagers who pig out on candy during Halloween

 

There's a nice soft cloud up in the Heavens where you can sit. I think there is a spare thunderbolt or two, too, so that you can smote naughty players.

Welcome aboard

 

OOC: Greetings! Welcome to IBoP's newest Faction Thread! I will be your Sub-GM while we bodly go where no Jedi has gone before!

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Name: General Chang II
Age: 67
Species : Klingon
Hair colour: None, Slight Ridges
Eye colour: Brown
Height:
Force sensitive: What?
Faction/Division: Klingon Empire
Rank: General
Weapon type: Disruptor, Bat'leth
Vessel: IKV K'Chept (Kilngon Bird of Brey)

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[b]General Chang II[/b] [i]IKV K'Chept[/i]

[color=orange] [b]General Chang II[/b] demanded his executive officer to explain there present state, "You honorless Vulcan! What have you-". At that moment the vessel tumbled out of the wormhole. Bridge stations exploded and crew members were thrown from their seats. [b]General Chang II[/b] clung to the armrests like a targ to its prey!

"[b]General[/b], there firepower was much greater than ours, using the wormwhole was the only logical conclusion.", [b]Spock's[/b] words were strained as he was clinging with all availible might to his station.

The Bird of Prey managed to correct it's spiraling course, and the g-forces on the vessel returned to normal. The bridge was in ruins, fires blazed and sparks shoered from the ceiling.

"[b]General[/b]", the helmsman reported, "the navigational computers report that we are in another galaxy!".

"What! They must be in error!", the [b]General[/b] rose from his chair, his movements enraged.

"He is correct [b]General[/b], the computers and scanners are functioning properly.", [b]Spock[/b]'s words infuriated the [b]General[/b]. The helmsman was on the verge of explaining their situation further when the [b]General[/b] drew his disruptor, and vaporized the incompotent helmsman in a crimson flash and quick scream.

"There will be no more faliures! Or you honorless k'thoks will end up like him, dead!", the crew stood in a guilty silence all except [b]Spock[/b], who remained calm despite the tension.[/color]

[b]Tag: Spock (anyone who wishes to play as Spock)[/b]

 

[color=003399]Comrade DarkSide_Apprentice, on behalf of the KGB, Soviet Union, US of A, FBI, CIA, et. al., I am urged to ask you the following:[/color]

NP edit: There's no call for that.

 

Trick or Treat?

*places hands foward like an innocent child*

 

NP edit: If you have a problem with a thread please PM myself or another available mod rather than derailing it further.

 

OOC: This thread is in no way, shape or form endorsed my the GM team at the IBOP. DarkSide_Apprentice is obviously a lunatic who is playing a rather amusing Halloween prank. Sadly, not all of us received it as it was intended ... As funny as it was, I'll have to choose trick, of the Jedi mind kind.

*waves hand*

 

Well, I thought it was funny!

Lighten up

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[b]OOC:[/b] Sincerest apologies to KH and the Moddess, and any SW or Trekkie fans that might haven taken offense.