Star wars jokes

IF any one knows any good or corny star wars jokes post them.

What do you call a drunk jedi?...................Quite gone on jin

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How did Darth Vader know what he was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

 

oh man that was corny. (lol) corny but funny.

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Well . . .

One day Luke gets fed up with life as a farmer so he goes to see Old Ben the local magician.

Luke: Ben I'm really fed up being a farmer can you turn me into something else?
Ben: Like what?
Luke: Well I guess it would be cool to be a Dewback.
Ben: Ok but only if you're sure.
Luke: I'm sure all right but let me go off and have one last drink as a human.

Luke goes off to have his drink.
Owen and Beru are getting worried so they go and see Old Ben to see if he knows where Luke is.

Owen: Hey Ben have you seen Luke today?
Ben: Yes. he's gone for a drink but he won't be Dewback until later.

 

ok i just made this one up


Vader: "your friends aren't gonna save the entire galaxy from the evil empire!"

Leia: "They Artoo!"

 

Boooooooo booooooo (LOL) That last one was pretty good for just being pulled out of your *$$.


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THE LUKE AND OBI ONE WAS GOOD TO.

 

Luke was talking to a stormtrooper one day.

Luke: how do you guys use the restroom in thoses suits?
Trooper:What?
Luke: Go to the bathroom?

Trooper: Well there is a code we have to say if we have to go. The number of what we have to do and the Letter or what it is we have to do. and we have to say O for over. If we have to fart we say 1- F.O
If we have to crap we say 2-C.O
Luke: What if you have to pee?
Trooper. Well then we say 3-P.O

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(I KNOW ITS REALLY CORNY BUT MY 10 YEAR OLD COUSIN TOLD ME IT.)

 

Ok these are super corny. I got them from Jay Leno. What do call a Jedi who moonlights as a gynacologist?
An Obi-GYN-Kenobi.
What do you call a Sith who's afraid to fight?
A Sithy.

 

Not many people know that Chewbacca was raised on Earth by human parents. He was an excellent athlete and played baseball for the Los Angeles Dodgers. His first year in the big leagues he batted .300 and was name Wookiee of the year.

 

duuuude wookie of the year? lol thats kool.

Why was Luke scared of the death star?.............Cuz It was on Endors Dark Side


(CORNY AS ALL HELL)

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Why did the Ewoks treasure the wookie as their "main course"?

Because they rarely get to enjoy B-B-Chew.

 

What was 3PO's nickname on Cloud City?

"Parts Bin"

 

What did the Rebels nickname their X-Wing's ejection systems after the Battle of Yavin?

"Porkin-pull"

 

What was Han REALLY after when he cut open the Taun-Taun?

Frozen "lolli-poop."

 

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Here's a couple from the Young Jedi Knights books.

How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a glow panel?
Two. One to change it and the other to shoot him and take the credit.

What do you call the person who brings a Rancor it's dinner?
The appetizer.

 

LOL funny #@#@

ok ok.. heres another one


Amidala: "why would people vote for you to be chancellor?"

Palpatine: "Cuz I put the pal back in Palpatine!"

 

Why was the Emporer hospitalized?


He was having heart Palpy-tations.

 

Tim, that was the best one yet. I actulyy got rib pain from laughing at that one.



Why dont wookiees smoke?
Cuz the chew bacca

 

In AHN, what was missing from Leia's wardrobe?


BRA.

 

What do the Wookies call Ewoks?


snacks


OR.....


footballs


OR.....


throw pillows

 

What was Anakin thinking just before the beast attacked him at the executions?


"I'm feelin' a little WEEKA the knees."

 

What did the Jedi use the Troopers for mostly?


CLONEdesdine operations.

 

As the Falcon approached the moon with the Rebel base, Luke thought to himself.....


"YAVIN here before."

 

Little do most folks know, the Imps actually were doing some biological research on the forest-moon.......


Yea, they were making ENDORphins.