Star Wars Jokes

Post any good Star Wars Jokes You have Here For everyone in the community can see

 

A Ithorian walks in to a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"?

Or

A Ithorian walks into a bar and says "ouch"!

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all night

 

Pastah wah-huntta, shag? Na shadda no badda. Yah canna do bantha poodoo!

Ah hahhahhahhahhahhahhah!!!

 

A wookiee, a bith, and a droid walk in to a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

 

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when they were eating at the Mos Eisley Cantina? Use the fork, Luke.

 

What is Palpatine's first name?

Frank, after all he said: "I must be frank, Your Majesty."

 

How did Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

 

Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.

 

Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

 

NO NEED TO QUADRUPLE POST, THE EDIT BUTTON IS YOUR FRIEND.

 

Ni N'eparavu takisit, Mandalor.

 

We don't speak Mandalor

 

Direct translation is: "I eat my mistake, Mandalor" (it means I'm sorry)
Also,here is the best Mando'a translator around.

 

That's OK, I do speak Mando'a.

Now, back to the funny.

 

What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?

A bow TIE.

 

What is a force ghosts favorite planet?
NaBOOOOOOOO

 

I don't want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.

 

What computer program teaches you the ways of the force? Adobe-Wan Kenobi

 

What is Jabba's favorite restaurant? Pizza Hut