Games Star Wars Quote Mixes

A few days ago I decided to mix a few Star Wars quotes together for laffs...then I wondered if any of you have some better examples?

"Be mindful of the future but not at the expense of A THERMO-DETONATOR!!" Qui Gon C3PO

"Fear leads to smelling bad on the outsiiiide" Yoda Solo

"Aren't you a little short to be a RANCOR!! Ohhh!" Princess C3PO

Have fun

 

"No. I hate sand." Darth Skywalker.

 

"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him." Han Palpatine

 

"But I was going to Toshi station to pickup the technical read outs of that battle station!" - Luke Organa

 

Right now I feel like I could take command now, Admiral Piett.

Dak/Vader

 

You know, sometimes I amaze even myself, the boy, two droids...and no questions asked.
Han Kenobi

 

Lord Vader, if I may venture an opinion...

Lando C-3PO

 

"I don't wanna hear anymore about Obi-Wan... He's a credit to your race, but Sebulba there is going to win, I think." Anakin Watto

 

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler.

Leia Lando

 

"The cave! Remember your failure at the cave! Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us!" Yoda Sidious

 

YOUR ship? That was never a condition of our agreement.

Han Lando

 

"I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid. That business on Cato Neimoidia doesn't… doesn't count." Obi-Wan Kenobi

 

Echo station 3-T-8, we have spotted Imperial walkers. Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field, and deploy the fleet, so that nothing gets off the system.

Echo Base Officer Vader

 

"This is the end for you, my Master! Now, if you'll excuse me I will retire." Anapadme

 

Just open the door, you stupid lug! Ow! That's not it, bring me the Hydrospanner. I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.

3PO Han

 

"I do not like this idea of hiding. The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly." - Padme Kenobi

 

"Padmé, I need your help. He is in grave danger. Only together can we turn him to the Dark Side of the Force." Obi-Palpatine

 

"Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He didn't hold with your father's ideals; he felt he should've stayed here and not gotten involved." Supreme Chancellor Obi-Wan Palpidious

 

"Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than your . . . sister." Obi-Vader

 

No! Stop, Chewie, stop! Chewie! Chewie this won't help me! Hey! Save your strength. There'll be another time. Told you I did. Reckless is he. Now, matters are worse.

Han Yoda

 

your overconfidence is not what I had in mind

Luke Han

(lame I know, best I could come up with)

 

All right, I'll give it a try...I take it back.

Luke Leia

 

(I don't think your post is lame, Merkual...this is a rather challlenging game!)

I know I'm departing from the format set up in the OP a bit, but I couldn't resist taking a slightly different approach to the quote "mixing" idea as follows:

Darth Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?
Emperor Palpatine: Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo...so long ago when there was nothing but our love.
Darth Vader: WHAT?!

 

I'll be back. You must not go!

Yoda Leia

 

"Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!" --Darth Amidala