Beyond - Legends Star Wars ReUnite

Hey Folks! I have my new co-writer thesporkbewithyou. Together we will be making a series of reunions between SW characters. I hope you enjoy the first instalment...

[The Coruscant Palms Nursing Home]

Yoda: Lonely old Yoda is... *sigh*

Nurse: Master Yoda? you have a visitor...

Y: Ohh bring them in you must!

[Obi Wan enters with some younglings trailing behind]

O: Good Evening Master Yoda, I brought some visitors. Their new arrivals to the academy.

*Obi Wan thinks to himself 'Gee he's really aged! Maybe some plastic surgery...?*

Y: HEY! Heard that i did! Old I am not. Just..Ok old I may be but boring I am not! Remember In the academy You are not. Teach them fun force tricks you may not.

O: I know master Yoda, You only told me hundred times...

Y: Really? Failing me my Memory is? Tell you did i about the time I versed Darth Sideous?

*5 hours later*

O:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Younglings:Zzzzzzzzz

Youngling#1: I don't wanna go to academy mummy...

Yoda: ...So i used the force i did to push myself away from pointy metal pieces...

O: Wah! what?!? Oh Master Yoda sorry to interupt but the younglings must be ...ugh getting back?

Y:Zzzzzzzzzzzz

O: Oh dear force, Thank you, come along young ones lets leave master Yoda to his long. long rest. Be sure not to disurb him

*Obi Wan and the young padawans leave*

Y: Bored they were...Hehehe works all the time it does, Peace Yoda must have.

The End
I will appreciate any comments made.

 

I can't wait to see what you have for us next!

 

Well thank you, I HAVE A READER WOOHOO!!! More to come. VERY SOON! Tell more people if you like it

Obi Wan

 

Hehe, very amusing. I have an interesting imagine of Yoda after getting plastic surgery.

Looking forward to more.

 

Vader and Anakin

[in the streets if Nar Shadaa]

Vader: Man i wonder where i can get some more oxygen filters around here...

Bystander: HEY VADER! GO KISS PALPY'S WRINKLY OLD...*choke*

V: Damn it! I hate it when people try to stir me. Now back to finding oxygen filters. Hmmm I like the look of this place.

Walks inside shop with Sign reading *Watto's, come here or DIE!!*

Shop assisstant: Good Evening Sir, How may i be of Service?

V: Well I am looking for oxygen filters. I keep getting these large chunks of space...Wait a minute Don't I know you?

SA: I'm don't think so sir, I have worked here for as long as i can remember.

V: That scar on your face? Is that a lightsaber burn?

SA: How ever did you know? I had a very serious accident when i was younger.

V: Now I remember who you are! Is your Name Anakin? Anakin Skywalker?

Anakin: Why yes it is Sir, How ever did you know? Wait let me guess, Your one of those Jedi?

V: No, Your me! My name was Anakin Skywalker, before i turned to the dark side...

A: Oh really, How interesting *stifles a yawn* now what is it i can get you?

V: Wait if I was Anakin Skywalker and your Anakin Skywalker then how can there be two...Lemme work this out *presses a button on console belt and out comes a palmpilot*

A: Thats nifty sir, but if you don't tell me what you want I will be forced to kick you out.

V: *mumbles to himself*...That can't be right...cloning maybe...???

A: Sir? You have forced me to extreme measures! Follow me...

[Vader follows still trying to figure out how there are two of him]

A: There you are sir. DON'T COME BACK!

[Slams the door]

V: *to empty air* Your an either a clone or an impost...HEY YOU CAN'T THROW ME OUT OF A SHOP! I AM LORD VADER!

[makes pinching gesture with fingures, then stops to think about it]

V: If I kill him I would be killing myself, so therefore...

Vader walks away into the streets still trying to work out his riddling puzzle of the two hims]

V: HEY AUTHOR YOU REALLY SCREWED THIS ONE UP!!

Obi Wan: OI YOU! SHUT IT. DON'T MAKE ME ERASE YOU!

V: oh, i didn't think about that...sorry!

END

 

Hey Where did everyone go?
Does anyone like these?

 

The Siths reunion

[Vader has set up a party, with which he has invited all his all his sithly friends too, but for some reason they haven't turned up]

V: I wonder where they can all be? Its already half an hour into the party and noone is here! I better give them a call.

[Vader picks up his commlink and dials Sideous]

S: Hello?

V: Hey Sid, it's Vader! *Vader hears party music in background* Whats happening over there?

S: Oh..uhhhh...Nothing?

V: Don't lie too me! You just didn't want to come to my Party! And lemme guess, the others are at your FANTASTIC party too?

S: No?

V: Oh thats great, well I guess i'll go and play Pin the tail on the rancor myself then! *Hangs up commlink*

V: Its not fair! Better resort too Plan B.

[door chimes and vader opens it]

S: Jeez Maul, Vader took the us not going to his party pretty hard, do you think we should go and visit him?

M: Nah, and miss out on all the great looking Chicks! I don't think so! I swear that one over there has been eyeing me all night...

S: Oi pay attention!

M: Oh she is sooooooo HOT!

S: Oh man! Forget it I'm going to see vader...

[Back at vaders party, some chicks and jedi have arrived and soon there is a raging party]

S: WHOA!

V: Oh look who decided to turn up! mister Sideous himself!

S: Look Vader I'm sorry for blowin you off and all but...

V: BOUNCER!! *snaps fingers*

Bouncer: Yes Lord Vader?

V: Unwanted guest, take him away.

S: NOOOOOO! this a cool partyyyyyyyyy....

V: That'll teach him not too come on time!

[back at now empty bar...]

M: *to woman* So? Do you come here often?

Woman: What say you and me hit da road buddy?

M: Hehe you sed it...

End

 

As was said before, any replies would greatly be appreciated, please let me know what does and does not work so i can modify. Thankyou

 

OMG u such a gud writa...i wish i culd ryt funi stuff lyk u! Please ryt more soon...i so gotta read all the stuff you ryt!!