Star Wars song parodies

To be sang to the tune of "All Star" by Smashmouth.


Somebody once told me that I would be a Jedi
His name was Obi-Wan, I think
Had to get back R2-D2, He ran away from me
Made from a food processor and a sink
Well, sand people started comin' and they didn't stop comin,
If I wasn't surrounded I'd be off and running
Pretty soon, here comes Obi-Wan
He scared them off, made them feel so dumb
So much to do when we did see
Leia's message of so much urgency
We'd never know if we didn't go
To see how Leia's quest would go

Hey now, this is star wars,
Get in your X-Wing, no delay,
Hey now, It's the death star
Fire your missles, it's doomsday
And all the other X-Wings are gone,
Pretty soon you're all on your own

It's so freezing
In the depths of space
So bundle up now for the whole human race
But Darth Vader begs to differ
Pretty soon Alderaan is gone from the picture
Han and Luke were so surprised
Alderaan was vaporized
The lasers from the Death Star
Were fueling an intergalactic war

Hey now, this is star wars,
Get in your X-Wing, no delay,
Hey now, It's the death star
Fire your missles, it's doomsday
And all the other X-Wings are gone,
Pretty soon you're all on your own

(instrumental laced with explosions)


Hey now, this is star wars,
Get in your X-Wing, no delay,
Hey now, It's the death star
Fire your missles, it's doomsday
And all the other X-Wings are gone,
Pretty soon you're all on your own

Somebody once asked, "Can you fly an X-Wing fast?
I need to get Darth Vader out of my face!"
I said, "Yep, what a concept, I can't stand him myself"
And I flew off into space,
Well, TIEs started coming and they didn't stop coming
Trying to send my squad off and running
Did it make sense to get up and run
My whole squad wanted the job to get done

So much to do, when we could see
The one weak point that would turn this place to debris
You never know if you don't go
So I launched the torpedo

Hey now, this is star wars,
Get in your X-Wing, no delay,
Hey now, It's the death star
Fire your missles, it's doomsday
And now the death star is gone
And now our first big battle's won
But Vader left all alone
We should force him to go watch Attack of the Clones...


Source

Post some that you know of.

 

STar Wars Cantina by Richard Cheese

Sung to the tune of "Copa Cabana" by Wayne Newton (I think) Download it from KaZaa! Its great!





Her name was Leia,
She was a princess.
With a danish on each ear,
And Darth Vader drawing near,

So r2d2,
Found Ben Kenobi,
They had to put the Death Star plans,
Into the rebellion's hands,

So Luke and Obi-Wan,
Headed off to Alderaan,
And they stop into Mos Eisley,
to have a drink with Han.

At the Star Wars,
Star Wars Cantina,
The wierdest creatures youve ever seen-a.
Here at the Star Wars,
Star Wars Cantina,
Music and blasters, and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars...

His name was Solo,
He was a pilot,
With a blaster at his side,
and a smile 12 parsecs wide,
There with Chewbacca,
He was a Wookie,
They met with Luke and Obi-wan,
about the millenium fal-con,
Docking bay 94,
Stormtroopers at the door,
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber,
now theres an arm on the floor.

(chorus)


His name was Yoda,
He was a muppet.

Darth Vader was so bad,
(Oh, by the way, he's Luke's dad)
Luke kissed his sister,
His hand got cut off.
In that galaxy far far away,
Luke has had a lousy day,

Boba Fett was so mean,
Jabba had poor hygene.
Why couldnt they just all relax back on
Ta-too-ine?

At the Star Wars...(chorus)

 

Two great Yoda parodies...


Sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A" (Originally by The Village People)

YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said
YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said
YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*
YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am
WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you
GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say
*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Come and get yourself clean!
Come and have a good meal!
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!

YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is
COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be
HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Don't just stand in the rain!
You're all covered with mud!
come and sample my homemade crud!

OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't
TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his
OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be
GOING, off to save all your friends? To be
TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you
*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
You should stay here and train!
You don't have to save Han!
If you do it, you'll lose your hand!

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A..
(repeat and fade).




Sung to the tune of "The Real Slim Shady" (Originally by Eminem)

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Could the little green Yoda please stand up?
Hey Yoda, why won?t you just stand up?
I see I?ve got a problem here?

Y?all act like you?ve never seen a lil green alien before
Jaws all on the floor like George Lucas just burst in the door
Throwing round money more than before
Sayin? you?d just got the part of Mace Windu. (Yah Hoo!)
It?s the return of the? ?Ah, wait, no way, you?re kidding,
They haven?t made another sequel, have they??
And Obie-Wan said? ?Use the force Luke?
Now he?s dead, Darth Vader cut off his head!
Princess Leia loves Han Solo
[ chigga chigga chigga ]
?Hey princess,
do you reckon that a guy like me
could get with a girl like you?? Don?t think so!
Well I know I live in a swamp on Dagobah
And it?s all dirty ? not luxury by far
I?m old and just wanna rest, but it?s not easy with these people
Always coming to me wanting me to teach ?em
?The force is everywhere, the force is everywhere?
And if you use it you can lift things in the air
And that?s the message Obie gives to Anakin?s kids
And expects Luke not to find out who his real father is
Of course Jabba knew who Boushh was
Soon as she stepped into the court room
He may be fat, but he?s not dumb, is he? (U-ha)
?We aint nothing but mammals?? Well, some of us creatures from other galaxies
Like Jabba the Hutt, who?s eaten too many calories
But if their last baby had twelve fingers and no toes
Then that?s a PERFECT reason Luke and Leia can?t elope
But if you fear or hate I?ve got the antidote
Amidala wave your pantihose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: (repeat 2X)]

I?m lil Yoda, the lil green Yoda
I?m perfect space slug fodder, I?m 900 years or older
So would the lil green Yoda please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha
Sorry, I didn?t realise you WERE standing up?
Stuff it, I?ll sit down then?





Ken Kenobi- And you have

 

and here's another yoda one (to livin la vida loca)

Livin' La Vida Yoda
He's into austere living
wattle huts and Rootleaf stew,
The advice that he was giving
It seemed to offer me a clue.
I came, for a Master looking,
following Obi-Wan's advice
He tested me while he was cooking,
I'm afraid that I was not nice.


He will make you climb trees
and go running through the rain,
You'll do crazy handstands
while he watches with his cane
"Boy, you've got to train!" Come on!


"Lift rocks to the sky!",
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
On you he will spy
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
"Boy, there is no try!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.


I felt cold and death down below
In a cave, beneath a tree,
He said "in you must go";
I'd find what I took with me.
I stumbled upon Darth Vader
I swung hard, and struck my best.
But since I was the instigator
I knew I had failed the test.


As the smoke cleared finally
I peered down upon the face,
My own visage stared back --
Get me away from this place!
Might I, too, fall from grace? Come on!


His advice I'd defied
While livin' la Vida Yoda
"Beware the Dark Side!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
Training's no piece of pie,
While livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda.


Saw Han, Leia, and Chewie
They were in pain, that much was clear
"It is the future you see"
At his words, I began to fear
"I must go," I said, "They've been caught"
But his words then stopped me cold.
"You'd destroy all for which they have fought"
I trusted him, so wise and old.


But I saw that vision
over and over again,
As I left he said "Mind what you've learned,
Save you it can!"
But right now I must free Han! Come on!


"Boy, you must not fly!"
He's livin' la Vida Yoda
But my friends will die!
While I'm livin' la Vida Yoda.
He is three feet tall
the color of "Un" types of soda,
You know there's no why
He's livin' la Vida Yoda.
Livin' la Vida Yoda,
Livin' la Vida Yoda.

 

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Wierd Al

 

I was going to post that one,but I forgot to go look for the lyrics

 

I'll do Weird Al.

The Saga Continues
(To the tune of "American Pie")


A long long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
We met Jar-Jar and Boss Nass

We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy

Well my, my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later
Now he's just a small fry
But he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"


Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave?
But he can use the Force they say

Now do you see him hitting on the Queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke it's true
So we made a wager or two, ooh
He was a prepubescent flying ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'
My, my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later
Now he's just a small fry
But he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin soon I'm gonna be a Jedi


Well we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be

So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh the Council was impressed of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here!
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy."


He was singin'
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later
Now he's just a small fry
But he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi."


We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to,
I frankly would've liked to stay

We all fought in that epic war,
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end, some Gungans died,
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried,
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy.

Well my, my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later
Now he's just a small fry
But he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

Tallie the Red-robed Jawa (the extremely tall Jawa in ANH), to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer:

Tallie the red-robed Jawa
Had a problem with his height
And if you ever saw him
You would run around in fright.

All of the other Jawas
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Tallie
Join in any Jawa games

Then one sandy Boonta Eve
Jabba came to say
"Tallie with your robe so bright
Won't you start my race tonight?"

Then all the Jawas loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Tallie the red-robed Jawa
He'll go down in history!

 

that was good!

 

Found in *OFFICIAL THREAD* Episode III Humor Thread, page 19.

I'm too sexy

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Padme's already left me

I'm too sexy for my boots too sexy for my boots
So sexy it hurts my glutes
And I'm too sexy for Coruscant too sexy for Dagobah
Bespin and Kessel
And I'm too sexy for your death star
Too sexy for your death star
No way I'm force choking

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my helmet too sexy for my helmet
Too sexy I'm hellbent
And I'm too sexy for my robe
Too sexy for my what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my metal touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my robot touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my master too sexy for my master
Poor Palp poor palpatine
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Padme's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

----

I Feel Pretty
From West Side Story

My feelsa pretty,
Ohsa sosa pretty,
My feelsa pretty and witty and gaysa,
Andsa my pitysa
Anysa gungan whosa nosa mesa todaysa.

My feelsa charmsa,
Ohsa sosa charmsa,
Issa alarmsa howsa charmsa my feelsa,
Andsa sosa pretty
That my hardly cansa believe mesa real.

Seesa pretty gungan insa that mirror theresa:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

My feelsa stunsa
Andsa entrancesa,
Feelsa like runsa andsa dancesa forsa joysa,
Forsa mesa loved
Bysa a pretty wonderful boysa!

My feelsa pretty,
Ohsa sosa pretty
That city shouldsa gives mesa itsa keysa.
A committeesa
Shouldsa besa organizesa tosa honorsa mesa.

My feelsa dizzy,
My feelsa sunny,
My feelsa fizzy and funny and finesa,
Andsa sosa pretty,
Missa Universa cansa just resignsa!

Seesa pretty gungan insa that mirror theresa:
(obiwan and padme)
What mirror where?
(back to Binks)
Whosa cansa that attractive gungan besa?
(Which? What? Where? Whom?)
Such a pretty facesa,
Such a pretty dressa,
(Whommm? Whommm? )
Such a pretty smilesa,
Such a pretty mesa!
(Whommm?)

My feelsa stunsa
Andsa entrancesa,
Feelsa like runsa and dancesa forsa joysa,
Forsa mesa loved
Bysa a pretty wonderful boysa!

 

And some more. From Episode III Humor Thread, page 15

Vader-Boi (Parody of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi")

Words and Music By Emperor Palpatine

He was a slave
On Tatooine
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He met Qui-Gon
And a young queen
Who was just fourteen

He was strong in the force
The Jedi of course
Thought that he was the chosen one
He went off to train
But the Council complained
And Obi-Wan thought that he was just a pain

He was a Vader-boi
He said see ya later boi
He wasn?t good enough for them
Now his a Dark Sith Lord
He?s got a cool laser sword
Yes I?m so glad that I found him.

Ten years went by
Now he?s a Jedi
Training with Obi-Wan Kenobi
They?re holding him back,
Won?t cut him no slack
He?s getting impatient and angry.

He marries the girl
That he?d met before
Now she?s the Senator he defends
He looks for his mom
But she?s dead and gone
So he goes and gets revenge

He was a Vader-boi
I told him don?t fret my boi
You?ll be a great Jedi some day
You?ll learn to trust yourself
And you won?t need no one else
You?ll be invincible I say

He was a Vader-boi
You cannot control him bois
And I know just what he wants to hear
And I?ll just keep telling him
That I am his only friend
I?ll just keep playing on his fear

Sorry guys but you missed out
What tough luck that boy?s mine now.
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends.
Too bad that you couldn?t see
See the bad-ass he could be
There is more than meets the eye
He will go to the Dark Side.

He?s just a boy
And I?m just a Sith
Can I make it any more obvious?
I?m his new master
Haven?t you heard
You?re so screwed now it?s absurd!

He is Darth Vader boi
He said see ya later bois
If he?s not good enough for you
Just push him to Palpatine
And one day this man-machine
Will hunt you all down and kill you too!

----


And from page 14.

Basement Jarx Jarx
"Where's your helmet"

Where's your helmet
Where's your helmet
Where's your helmet
Where's your helmet-et-et-et-et

Don't let the force cave in on you
We can't balance it alone without you
Don't let the force cave in on you
We can't balance it alone without you
Don't let the force cave in on you
You turned the light side away from you

Where's your helmet
Where's your helmet
Where's your helmet

You have found yourself
Trapped with this incomprehensible Mace
Where's your helmet
Where's your helmet

Don't make it easy on yourself
Where's your helmet

(repeat)

----

Queen (Amidala)
We Will Force Choke You

(Sung live by the Jedi Council Members at the Hoth Stadium, 1977)

Annie you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the podrace gonna be Jedi some day

You got poodoo on yo' face
You big disgrace

Kickin' your ship all over the place

(Mace) Singin' !

We will we will choke you
We will we will choke you



Jedi you're a young man padawan
Shoutin' to your master gonna take on the world some day

You got poodoo on yo' face
You big disgrace

Wavin' your saber all over the place

(Yoda): Singin' !


We will we will choke you
We will we will choke you


Vader you're an old man - lost hand
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna bring the balance to the force some day

You got poodoo on your face
You big disgrace

Luke is gonna put you back in your place

We will we will choke you
We will we will choke you

(Ki Adi Mundi): Everybuddy !

We will we will choke you
We will we will choke you
We will we will choke you
We will we will choke you

----

Queen [Amidala]
Tatooinean Rhapsody (1975)

Is this the real life?
Is this just the silverscreen?

Caught in a slave town,
No escape from planet Tatooine.

Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see:

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,

Because I'm strong in force, built a droid, met Jar Jar, ran m

 

From Star Wars Songbook



To the tune of "The Windy City" from the musical Calamity Jane.


I just flew in from the Gungan City
The Gungan City is mighty pretty
But they ain't got what we've got
No siree!

They've got shacks deep within the ocean
The journey there caused quite a commotion
And the view might be great but:
It's not for me.

On Naboo it's a zoo,
They've got creatures that they call Kaadu,
Private homes, mounted guards.
For the sake of civic virtue, they've got stun prods there that
hurt you...

I just flew in from the Gungan City.
The Gungan City is mighty pretty,
But they ain't got what we've got - I'm telling you Mace,
We've got more life here in the Council
Than within their Secret Place!

In the swamp was a crazy' feller,
All confused and kinda yeller,
And the things that he said there, went somethin' like this...

(Everyone laughs while Obi-Wan does an impression of Jar-Jar.)

You should have seen when our craft was stoppin',
He was hoppin' with eyes a poppin'
At the sights that we saw there,
Yes siree!

I stayed calm and then my master,
He knocked out that Gungan disaster
Just as fast as a Gundark,
A climbin' a tree.

Close your eyes and just wish
When you need one there's a bigger fish,
Wiring's fried, lights have died,
Gungans panic and they oughta, when the Bongo's filled with water.

I just flew back from the Gungan City,
The Gungan City is mighty pretty,
But they ain't got what we've got - I'm telling you Bant,
I wouldn't swap my time on Naboo
With my life on Coruscant!

 

I wrote this myself to jainie's got a gun. 
Artist Aerosmith and Qui-Gon Tim
Song Jango's Got A Clone

Dum, dum, dum, Taun We what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it looks like a clone.
Dum, dum, dum, Taun We what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it looks like

Jango's got a clone
Jango's not alone
Boba seem's like lots of fun
Jango treats him like a son
What did that Taun We do?
What did he put Jango through?
They said that Boba was created on a planet with a lot of rain
They took, Jango's D.N.A.' Now that Jango's got a clone. The galaxy wont be the same.

Jango's got a clone
Jango's not a alone
His bad day's just begun
He's gotta fight Obi-wan
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did the chancellor do?
He wants to raise a clone army
The man has got to be insane
They say the separatists are coming, Genosians and the robots, we know someone's gonna feel some pain

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Jango's got a clone
Janie's not alone
The separatests have begun
Now the jedi are on the run
What can the clone army do?
To save jedi like Mace Windu
The Jedi will figure out , the man behind it's Palpatain
But of course nobody believes them. The man was such a sleeze. He made the Jedi look insane.

Run away, run away from Palpatain yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from Palpatain yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Jango's got a clone
Jango's not alone
Janie's got a clone
The jedi are on the run

Jango's got a clone
They fly around in Slave one
Now the jedi are on the run
Because Jango's got a clone
Jango's not alone
This clone war has begun
Now everybody is on the run
It sure beats episode one

 

I also wrote

Dough the money Lucas makes
Ray parks good with double blades
Me a fan who sits and waits
Fa a galaxy fa fa away
So - lo pilots the falchon
La - Ma su makes lots of clones
Tea a drink that Qui-gon drank
and that brings us back to Dough again.

 

I wrote this myself, explains whit it's so bad:

Ysanne Isard - Die Another Day
I'm gonna find her, yes I know
I'm gonna break his defences
I'm gonna find out his secret
I'm gonna clone my body now

I guess I?ll die another day
I guess I?ll die another day
I guess I?ll die another day
I guess I?ll die another day

I guess I'll die another day
(Another day)
I guess I'll die another day
(Another day)
I guess I'll die another day
(Another day)
I guess I'll die another day

New republic
Defeat this
Defeat this
Defeat this

I'm gonna break the cycle
I'm gonna command the system
I'm gonna destroy my nemesis
I'm gonna clone my body now

Uh, uh

I think I'll find another way
They think they have to know
I guess I'll die another day
It's not my time to go

For every sin, I will not pay
I've come to work, no time for play
I always have another way
It's not my time to go

I'm gonna have to betray
I'm gonna command this ship again
I'm gonna delay my pleasure
I'm gonna clone my body now

I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day
I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day

I think I'll find another way
They think they have to know
Another time, another place,
It's not my time to go

Uh, uh

[Isard?s laugh, for no apparent reason]

I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day
I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day

Another day [x6]

 

HI
my name is... (What?)
my name is (Who?)
my name is (chika chicka) Darth Vader
HI my name is... (What?)
my name is (Who?)
my name is (chicka chicka) Darth Vader
The power, of the dark side. I have you now.
Don't make me destroy you.
Oh, Impressive. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Indeed, you are powerful, As the emporer has forseen.
HI
my name is... (What?)
my name is (Who?)
my name is (chicka chicka) Darth Vader
HI
my name is... (What?)
my name is (Who?)
my name is (chicka chicka) Darth Vader
It is pointless to resist, my son. I know there's good in you.
Your skills are complete.
You will join us or DIE, master.
HI
my name is... (What?)
my name is (Who?)
my name is (tiki tiki) Darth Vader
HI
my name is... (What?)
my name is (Who?)
my name is (chicka chicka) Darth Vader
HI
my name is... (What?)
my name is (Who?)
my name is (chicka chicka) Darth Vader
HI
my name is... (What?)
my name is (Who?)
my name is (chicka chicka) Darth Vader

 

Mrs. Skywalker
sung to Simon & Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson"
by JMT

And here's to you, Padmé Skywalker
Ani loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
Don't worry please, Padmé Skywalker
Ani will come back for you one day, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

We'd like to know who's trying to rub you out
We'd like to help you find the owner of those bugs
Ani sliced them up, now Obi's hanging off a driod
Better stay with Dormé 'till we return

And here's to you, Padmé Skywalker
Ani loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
Don't worry please, Padmé Skywalker
Ani will come back for you one day, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Hidin' at the Lake Retreat where no one ever goes
Sittin' on the sofa, near the fireplace
If you keep the secret, you'll be living a lie
Most of all you've got to hide from the Jedi

Coo coo ca-choo Padmé Skywalker
Ani loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
Don't worry please, Padmé Skywalker
Ani will come back for you one day, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

 

Up for new songs.

 

heres one i wrote- to the tune of brown eyed girl-

hey where did he go
day that the clones came
down in the village
some tuskens were slain

yellin and a runnin yeah yeah
bleedin and a fallin
in the blood red double sunset
oh but the force is sayin you, are the chosen one
you my young padawan

whatever happened
to innocent ani
he built c3po
just to help shmi

standin in the sunlight wavin
leavin to train with quigon
runnin and a divin
to get away from darth maul, and

you, are the chosen one
you my young padawan

REFRAIN:
Do you remember when, you used to race
in your pod, youd go so fast, i knew you could be a jedi
and we knew you had the force, your midi-chlorians were so high

MUSIC

so hard, to train this boy
without my master quigonjinn
saw him just the other day
but darthmaul did him in

cant remember back too far
sometimes, im overcome thinkin bout
standin in the starship, flyin
teachin, the jedi ways to you,
the chosen one
you my young, padawan

REFRAIN

 

i posted this a while ago on another parody thread somewhere else, but here it is again.

Who Let the Ewoks Out
parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out" by the Baha Men

CHORUS:
Who let the ewoks out (yub, yub, yub, yub, yub)
Who let the ewoks out (yub, yub, yub, yub, yub)
Who let the ewoks out (yub, yub, yub, yub, yub)
Who let the ewoks out (yub, yub, yub, yub, yub)

Well, the battle was nice, the rebels were winning (Ah Yub-nub Ah Yo)
Down on Endor having a ball (Yub-nub Ah Yo)
Until stormtroopers they came a-calling (Yub-nub Ah Yo)
Then them ewoks respond to the call
I hear a rebel shout out?

CHORUS

Ewoks they drop some rocks to fall
They man catapults real well
They?re not too tall, they?re real small
Take back their moon from Imperials

Now I tell meh self stormtroopers get angry (Ah Yub-nub Ah Yo)
When ewok rocks coming from all sides (Yub-nub Ah Yo)
And they try hey man yeah fight off the ewoks (Yub-nub Ah Yo)
Then ewoks and wookiee they swiped a ride
I hear a rebel shout out?

CHORUS

An ewok ain?t nothing if he don?t have a stone
Ah Wickett hold your stone, Ah Wickett hold it
An ewok ain?t nothing if he don?t have a stone
Ah Wickett hold your stone, Ah Wickett hold it

CHORUS

Ewoks they drop some rocks to fall
They man catapults real well
They?re not too tall, they?re real small
Take back their moon from Imperials

*Rap, Ewok-style!*
All you little ewoks, the battle is on
Gotta get your slingshot but don?t swing it wrong
Swing it round your head, hit it in your eyes
Now you got a headache like Wickett done, Wickett done
?Yub-nub eesa no-wah, no-wah eesa dooboon
Leelay tentoo, eelay tentooah yub-nub!?
They have a grand party when they sing it
?Alawhoo!?

CHORUS

FADE