Stupid people are funny

Sorry, not relevant to the EU.


ok this was on IMDB's message board for E3 and man did it make me laugh, this is what some guy thinks should happen in episode 3. Don't worry there are no spoliers.

*Note* The following has not been edited and is presented in its entierty.

a couple of years after the last movie. all the ships and machines are like the ones in the original trilogy- x-wings, tie fighters, star destroyers, at-at's, at-st's, so on.

there is only two sides- the rebels and the imperials

the death destroyer is half complete- like in return of the jedi.

in the opening sequence, anakin confronts the emperor. the emperor electrocutes him like in return of the jedi. anakin gives up and joins him. His body is destroyed somehow shortly after and he becomes darth vader.

Han solo and lando calrissian are like 17 years old. They compete in the kessel run for some money and win with lando's millenium falcon.

han and lando help out the rebels on one mission. there are tie fighters around them like in a new hope. so lando takes the bottom gun and han the top. they make a bet, if lando can shoot down the most fighters he gets han's share of the kessel run reward. if Han wins, he gets the falcon. Han wins.

They make it to cloud city, where lando cons the owner out of it.

han solo is on job for jabba the hutt. he then drops his cargo at the fist sign of an imperial star destroyer (something like that i forgot exactly how it went-greedo mentioned this in anh)

there is a ground battle with at-ats, and those speeders with the ropes, like empire strikes back.

A few rebels enter the super star destroyer to get the technical readouts of the death star. they do and then escape in that rebel ship in the beginning of anh.

Vader helps the emperor hunt down the jedi. vader and obi-wan fight. obi-wan wins

there is a huge space battle in the end like in rotj with the super star destroyer beside the death star. Vader shot down many fighters- he's one of the best

amidala gives birth to twins, leia goes to alderaan an luke goes with obi-wan to tatooine. Yoda goes to degobah

 

The sad fact is that many people would want to see that

 

Of all the bad Star Wars storylines that I've ever heard of, this one is a blinding example of poor creativity. It's like the worst Fan Fiction nightmare imaginable come to life. This sounds even worse than that Jedi Knights vs. Lord of the Rings fan fiction from a few years back *shudders*

Hey, at least they didn't include Jar Jar.

 

I'd support this is tickets came with free spoons to gouge your eyes out with.

 

So...for the new movie, lets rip off all the old ones into one completely umcreative movie!

 

Actually this could be pieced together from alot of "spoilers" people give out.

You know the ones that say Separtists become the Rebels

Han and Lando play a huge part

How the Movies technology gradually morphs into Episode IV tech

And how the Death Star is under construction twenty years

These aren't reputable I don't think though but what people want to see...

More of the Old trilogy

 

There is a very thick line between "More" and "Too Much"

 

In the UK Star Wars magazine, someone wrote in saying how EpIII should end with Mace Windu on a mission to capture the Death Star plans, and then putting them on the Tantive IV as it hyperspaces out with Leia aboard. I'm not sure if they realised Leia would have just been born then, and would be going round in hyperspace for 19 years...

 

It's worth a quick smiling-class countenance, at least.

 

This guy will probably be mad and say that Ep III sucks after it comes out. haha!!!