Stupid Star Wars questions you have been asked

Every one who knows me knows that I am obsessed with Star Wars, so I have come across quite a few stupid questions, like:

1)So, that Darth Sidious guy, is he Anakin's father?

2)If this story is set in the future, where is Earth? Was it renamed or some thing?

3)Who is Boba Fett's mother?

4)Are the stormtroopers robots?

5)Are those little bear things (ewoks) baby wookies?

...The list goes on, post the stupid questions you have been asked here!

 

Just FYI, this will probably get relocated to the SW Community Thread.

 

Yeah, I did not know where to put it.

 

I have a feeling you made some of these up.

 

NO.YOU.DON'T.GET.TO.DO.THIS.


Quick somone post a picture of Sawyer without his shirt!

 

I did not make them up, although 2 & 4 was asked by a nine year old. So maybe that one was not worth puttting in. The rest were asked by people who had seen one or two of the movies a long time ago.

 

Soontir- Fel what the Hell are you talking about?

 

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WHY MUST I DO EVERYTHING?!!!

 

I don't know what you are on about but stop derailing a perfectly good thread idea with your spam.

 

(asked while watching Episode 1)-is that luke?(talking about young anaking)
is that obi wan?(talking about qui gon)
is that darth vader(talking about maul)

 

"Is that guy's species Sith?" (asked of Darth Maul)

 

I have also been asked-Is the Emperor, Anakins father?

 

I've been asked:

"Is that Star Trek you're watching?"

 

My mum has a tendancy to get confused with star wars, lord of the rings.

"so which one is aragorn? is it the one with the BLUE sword?"

 

I was watching ROTS, and my girlfriend saw Anakin ignite his lightsaber to kill the younglings, and she leaned over and said "He's not gonna kill them is he?"

 

HEY NOW! I used to think that to. Lol.

Also the question about Sidious being Anakin's dad may not be that silly because there is a lot of debate wheter Sidious created him which would make him his father.

 

ive been asked if obi wan has a red lightsaber, and vadar has a blue one, then what color is chewiees hand?

 

I have not personally heard this one. But have heard of it.

Which one is Kirk?

 

Why was Darth Vader so small in the new star wars. the person didn't even know they were set before the OT.

 

I couldn't belive my ears when I heard this:
"Is Luke the same person as Darth Vader?"

 

My older brother who introduced me to the joys of Star Wars once I really got into Star Wars hardcore and knew more about it than he does. He said to me "If Han Solo killed Greedo why do you see him again in the hangar behind Jabba the Hutt?" Then I made him realize that they were in a very big galaxy and that there is most likely many more of Greedo's species(Rodians)

 

For some reason, it angers me at some people's ignorance.

 

One question I remember from the ask the Council section on www.starwars.com was "Will Dash Rendar be in Episode 2?"

Now tell me, why in the heck would Dash Rendar be in Episode 2?

 

i was once asked by a person in a trooper uniform if were serving the emporer, then why are we serving vadars orders?

well you dumcrap its because LUCAS SAID SO!!!!

 

1. So, how far in the future does Star Wars take place?

A LONG TIME AGO in a galaxy far, far away. Why don't people understand that?

2. What happened to Captain Kirk?

It's STAR WARS, not Star Trek!

3. Who is Yodiekoodu?

(Yes, until a few years ago, my mom thaught that Yoda's full name was Yodiekoodu. I have no idea where she got that idea.)