"Summer School" Quotes

"No I'm not even a real teacher".

"That's ok, these aren't real students".

EDIT: Unlocked at users request

 

Francis Gremp?

Don't ever call me that, the name's "Chainsaw".

As in "Black and Decker"?

As in "Texas Massacre".

 

hahahahahahaha.........Dammit!!!!

 

I forget their names but...

Mark Harmon: Hey, I remember you. Where've you been?

Black guy: Bathroom.

Mark Harmon: For six weeks?

Black guy: My zipper got stuck.

 

Jerome, I have a feeling you'll do well.

 

I knew this thread was coming.

Take your seats.

 

Where should we take them?

 

"See the chainsaw cuts him right there, but it doesn't even bother him!"

"That's cause he's insane!"

 

We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker

 

I still say that one all the time.



CHAINSAW: And to sum it up, I'm Chainsaw.
DAVE: And I'm Dave.
CHAINSAW: And we'll see you..

"At the movies."

 

Can I call my mom and tell her I won't be home?










EVER?

 

Summer school is only something I've heard about, it doesn't happen here.

 

Me:Yeah, Collin...um...why am I here again?
Collin:"Cause you have nothing in your life and you thought by coming here you could graduate sooner.
Me: Thanks Col, I thought I was here because you wanted me to do well in the future.
Collin: What gave you that idea?
Me: The first day of class when you told us that you wanted us to do well in the future
Collin: Um, I lied
Me: Fine by me the Bush Administration has been doin a bang up job so far on that dept.

 

thats the only time I ever saw Patrick Labyorteaux when he was skinny...man, what happened to him on JAG?

 

C'mon I stayed sober for this!!!!!

 

You know what we need Wonder Mutt?

Besides bread. We need a woman that can appreciate what we have to offer.

 

Ugh, the only ones I know are taken.

I vow to dedicate my time on this conf. call to coming up with one...

 

Mr. Shoop are you in this class too?

 

This menstruation thing? It's a scam! Women are so lucky.

 

You don't have no room in your purse for a hairbrush because of all the damn minipads!!!

 

"Do that dance baby, do that dance!"

Something like that, right?

 

We have to see Anna Maria in a bikini. It's VERY important.

 

Let me tell you something, and this is a fact!!!!

The reason so many people get in drunk driving wrecks is because they don't learn how to drive drunk!!!!