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  1. Darth-Horax

    Darth-Horax Force Ghost star 6

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    So, I was thinking the other day about what kind of sports the SW Characters would play if they did. Here's what I came up with.

    Jabba: bowling
    Obi-Wan: Golf
    Qui-Gon: rugby
    Yoda: badmitton
    Padme: tennis
    Leia: pole dancing
    Vader: hockey
    Jar Jar: swimming
    Lando: basketball
    Sidious: table tennis
    Chewbacca: football (American)
    Darth Maul: gymnastics
    Plo Koon: football (American)
    Bultar Swan: taekwondo
    Kit Fisto: track and field
    Han: Jai-alai
    Luke: baseball

    What other ones can you think of?
     
  2. DanakinSkywalker

    DanakinSkywalker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sidious should play chess. It may not be a sport, but he is pretty good at it - at a galactic scale...
     
  3. Corran10584

    Corran10584 Jedi Knight star 5

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    I was unaware that Pole Dancing was a sport... I guess that explains why some girls at my high school gots Varisty letters... :D [face_laugh] :D [face_laugh] :D

    ~Corran
     
  4. OBIX1

    OBIX1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Mace could play basketball :D
     
  5. Shint_Sattare

    Shint_Sattare Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Leia: pole dancing

    ...that's not a sport.
     
  6. effortless_skill

    effortless_skill Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    yeah mace can play basket ball foot ball and baseball.he could be the new .bo jackson!!!
     
  7. Darth-Horax

    Darth-Horax Force Ghost star 6

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    Mace knows hoop...
     
  8. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Force Ghost star 6

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    I think Leia would be into martial arts.

    Wes Janson-Wrestling, only he would dress up like a pro-wrestler.

    Wedge-baseball.
     
  9. Lieutenant_Page

    Lieutenant_Page Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I see Sidious playing Mini Golf and Obi-Wan as the table tennis player. But I can just picture Vader playing hockey. :p
     
  10. Corran10584

    Corran10584 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Palpatine = Shuffleboard

    :D

    ~Corran
     
  11. padawanskywalker

    padawanskywalker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Anakin:NASCAR
     
  12. OBIX1

    OBIX1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Palpatine = Shuffleboard


    [face_laugh] that was a good one! :D
     
  13. Darth-Horax

    Darth-Horax Force Ghost star 6

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    Good one PS!

    I can totally see Vader as a huge defenseman on the blue line knocking people into the boards!

    Or maybe as a goalie! "The power of the force stopped you,you hosers!"
     
  14. Corran10584

    Corran10584 Jedi Knight star 5

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    No, I think it would be Luke who would be in NASCAR. He is the one who kissed his sister ;)

    ~Corran
     
  15. JansonYellowAces

    JansonYellowAces Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Janson's Star Wars Hockey Team.

    1st Scoring Line
    Center ? Luke Skywalker: All Skills, The new Great One.
    Right Wing ? Yoda: Team anchor, keeps everyone together, great skills.
    Left Wing ? Lando Calrissian: Smooth touch makes him a perfect playmaker.

    2nd Scoring Line
    Center - Wedge Antilles: Always in the shadow of Luke, a solid second liner.
    Right Wing ? Boba Fett: Great scoring ability, provides toughness for first two lines.
    Left Wing ? Obi-Wan Kenobi: Great scoring touch, not afraid to go into the corners.

    1st Checking Line
    Center ? Han Solo: Tenacious forecheck with scoring touch, lines up against top players.
    Right Wing ? Darth Maul: Bone-Cracking hitter, not afraid to drop the gloves.
    Left Wing ? Chewbacca: Punishing shot, and hitting, Chewbacca is the team?s fighter.

    2nd Checking Line
    Center - Talon Karrde: Supplies line with scoring, and good skills.
    Right Wing - Exar Kun: One of the scariest players in the league, crushing hitter.
    Left Wing ? Ulic Qel Droma: Along with Kun, half of most feared duo in league.

    1st Defense Pairing
    Right Defense ? Darth Vader: Master of Defense, supports offensive scoring line.
    Left Defense ? Mace Windu: Offensive threat from the point, great team player.

    2nd Defense Pairing
    Right Defense ? Qui-Gon Jinn: Perfectly balanced Offensively, and Defensively.
    Left Defense ? Plo Koon: Balanced Offensively/Defensively player keeps line even.

    3rd Defense Pairing
    Right Defense ? Jek Porkins: Master of the Shot Block, very Defensive Player.
    Left Defense ? Count Dooku: Age may slow him down, makes up for it in leadership.

    Goaltending
    Starting Goalie ? Quinlan Vos: Lightning quick reflexes allow for impossible saves.
    Backup Goalie ? Jar Jar Binks: Might accidentally stop the puck, won?t see the ice much.

    Coaching Staff
    General Manager ? Palpatine: Master of trading, and wide scale strategy.
    Head Coach ? Grand Admiral Thrawn: Greatest Tactical Coach of all time.
    1st Assistant Coach ? Admiral Ackbar: Team Strategy, highly respected.
    2nd Assistant Coach ? Gilad Pellaeon: More team strategy, players like him.
    Trainers ? Padme Naberrie / Leia Organa: Guess why?
     
  16. Corran10584

    Corran10584 Jedi Knight star 5

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    You put waaay to much thinking into that Janson

    [face_laugh] :D

    ~Corran
     
  17. Darth-Horax

    Darth-Horax Force Ghost star 6

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    Au contraire...I think that was a perfect, or near perfect lineup!
     
  18. Lieutenant_Page

    Lieutenant_Page Jedi Padawan star 4

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    lol. Wow, someone's dedicated to the topic ;) Impressive.
     
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