SW Parody Songs... join in!

Do the Weird Al thing! Write new lyrics to your favorite songs!

Like this:

'Last Dance With Leia Jane' (From Tom Petty, Last Dance With Mary Jane)

She grew up in a Alderaan town,
Had a good lookin' mama who never was around.
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them Alderaan boys in a Galactic night.

And when she got caught at the age of nineteen,
We blew the Star away; was more than they'd seen.
I was introduced and we both started groovin'
I said, "I dig you, baby, but I got to keep movin' - on.
Keep movin' on."

Chorus
Last dance with Leia Jane, haughty ways will make me go insane.
I feel frostbite creepin' in and I'm tired of this place again.

Well Luke's locked out, and I've been told, you never slow down,
you never grow cold.
I'm tired of freezin' up, tired of bein' found,
Tired of myself, tired of this town,
Oh my, my, oh hell yes - Vader just froze me as a test.
Warm me up, sing me a song,
Take me as I come . cause we won't live long.

(Repeat Chorus)
Last dance with Leia Jane, Jabba has her tied up with a chain.
Luke, I think, must be insane, and I'm tired of this place again.

We maneuver into Endor lair,
She's making friends with Ewok bears.
Luke decides to leave the room,
Nightfall will be coming soon.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes, I don't think I'll have success.
It was too cold to cry, when she left me alone.
The shield must come down now, that Ewok is bold!

(Repeat Chorus)
Last dance with Leia Jane, this suspense might make me go insane.
She tells me I've won her heart and it's a whole new day to start.

I had a thread about this kind of thing appx. a year ago, but it was in JCC (now a SW free zone...). If anyone wants to take a look, though, they can look here

 

Have you heard this one?

The Star Wars Cantina Song

Her name was Leia
She was a princess
With a danish on each ear
And Darth Vader drawing near
So Artoo Detoo found Ben Kenobi
He had to put the Death Star's plans into the Rebellion's hands
So Luke and Obi-wan
Had to get to Alderaan
So they stopped into Mos Eisely to have a drink with Han

At the Star Wars! Star Wars Cantina! The wierdest creatures you've ever seena! Seen at the Star Wars! Star Wars Cantina! Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars!

His name was Solo
He was a pilot
With a blaster at his side and a smile 12 parsecs wide
There with Chewbacca, who was a Wookie
They met with Luke and Obi-wan about the Millenium Falcon
Docking bay 94
Stormtroopers at the door
The flash of Ben's lightsabre and they're on the floor

At the Star Wars! Star Wars Cantina! The wierdest creatures you've ever seena! Seen at the Star Wars! Star Wars Cantina! Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars!

His name was Yoda
He was a muppet
Darth Vader's so bad
And by the way he's Luke's Dad
Luke kissed his sister
His hand go cut off
In the galaxy far, far awy, Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygene
Why can't they all just relaxy back on Tattooine

At the Star Wars! Star Wars Cantina! The wierdest creatures you've ever seena! Seen at the Star Wars! Star Wars Cantina! Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the Star Wars!

 

Oh, yes, I've heard it; I'm also quite familiar with the Songbook of the Whills (hosted on TFN), as well and Yoda and The Saga Begins by Weird Al, of course. It's always fun!

 

"The Saga Begins"

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
And he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"

He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"