You've never provided us with entertainment. You've given several of us the creeps, but never entertainment.
Taylor Swift said that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are going to hell because they made fun of the fact that she has had like 13579843757 boyfriends. So she can eff off.
If making fun of Taylor Swift's trainwreck love life/business plan is criteria for eternal damnation, then Hell has got to the most mind-numbingly boring and overcrowded planes of existence imaginable.
Interestingly enough, the "You Can't Handle the Tooth" meme was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread title. Alas, I was let down by the fact that that girl's teeth look completely normal in the picture. Nice even.