*******Team America Quote Thread*****

Didn't want to ruin someone else's thread posting Team America quotes so, now here's a thread where you can post your favourite Team America moments and quotes.

Edit the curse's out

 

"SURPRISE ****FACE!"
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As I said, my fave quote:

"The flames lit up like the eyes of Allah!"

 

There's a whole website for this...careful though, obviously not all of the quotes are JC acceptable:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes

Here were a few of the cleaner ones:

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Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.

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Gary Johnston: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part.


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Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

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Spottswoode: Go get'em, cowboy.

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Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.

 

I am watching the movie now, and this part was on and made me laugh

Gary: Oh' I get it I am suppose to get into your car and let you put your finger inside me, and if I go down on you I get a movie Part

Spotsworth: no, I just want to show you something

Gary: I bet you do

Spotsworth: Please Gary, I am not from Hollywood and I am not going to **** you mouth. My time is very valueable.

**Get's into car**

Spotsworth: Now suck my ****

Edit: Star out the entire word, please.

 

Gary Johnston: OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Gary Johnston: No.
Spottswoode: So then, you haven't seen everything.

 

I just heard that part and was going to post it.