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That boy ain't right "Teen blinded when frog shot from potato gun"

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Grand_Duchess_Olga, Apr 16, 2003.

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  1. Grand_Duchess_Olga

    Grand_Duchess_Olga Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    chron.com

    I thought a potato gun was something you used in the kitchen to make french fries.
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    DALLAS - A teenager was blinded after being struck in the face with a frog shot from a so-called "potato gun."

    Daniel Benjamin Berry, 17, received the injury after he looked down the barrel of the gun's PVC pipe barrel and was hit in the face by the frog.

    "He is going to be blind in both eyes," Daniel's mother, Lisa Berry, said.

    Potato guns are made of pipe with one end sealed. A potato is wedged into the open end and a flammable liquid put into a sealed chamber is ignited, launching the object.

    Denton County Sheriff's Department spokesman Kevin Patton said the accident occurred about 1 a.m. Sunday when Daniel Berry joined a crowed of teenagers watching the gun be fired.

    When it misfired, Daniel Berry looked down the barrel to see what was wrong when the gun went off, Patton said.

    "He said it just went off. It was a misfire. It hit him square in the face," Lisa Berry said, adding that her son had broken bones in his face that would require surgery.

    Patton said no charges would be filed.

    "This is the first incident involving a potato gun that we have had to deal with," he said. "What are you going to do? This was an accident."

    Lisa Berry said the accident ruined her son's career dreams.

    "All he ever wanted to do was be an Air Force pilot," she said. "That isn't going to happen now."
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    This is so sad. Does the kid not know not to look at the barrel of any type of gun to see why it did not fire? idiot.

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    I'm not trying to debate gun control. Just want to say that is the dumbest kid in Texas.
     
  2. Attack_of_the_Ewoks

    Attack_of_the_Ewoks Jedi Youngling star 4

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    ....................Mexican Staring Frog?
     
  3. jawamonkey

    jawamonkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    mustve been hit with the "idiot" frog...
     
  4. Lightsabel2

    Lightsabel2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This is why you never look down the barrel of any projectile weapon.
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I laughed when I read this. What a dumbass.

    Daniel Benjamin Berry, 17, received the injury after he looked down the barrel of the gun's PVC pipe barrel and was hit in the face by the frog. [face_laugh]

    And Fark's a wonderful site. I loved the latest boobies link. Have mercy.
     
  6. xie

    xie Jedi Knight star 5

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    They make potato guns sound dangerous, when in reality, they can be made (probably not "as effective") without any sort of flammable materials.
     
  7. JediJeffro

    JediJeffro Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You know, if the frog would've hit him in the throat, this kid would've won a Darwin Award.

    And one would think they'll get in some animal cruelty mess. I doubt shooting a frog out of a potato gun is accepted in the eyes of the judicial system.
     
  8. Ornen

    Ornen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Man, that's sad... :(

    But for some odd reason, I can't stop laughing!
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
     
  9. Leonard_ShelbyThe2nd

    Leonard_ShelbyThe2nd Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh]

    That's one of the funniest things I've ever read!


    And how can you make an effective potato gun without using a flammable liquid to launch the potato? ?[face_plain]



    Shelby2
     
  10. Jedi_Xen

    Jedi_Xen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Looks like we got a future candidate for the Darwin Awards. :D

    I have a hard time sympathizing with people who get hurt or killed when they do dumb things. We have been given common sense for a reason, people should really use it.
     
  11. Grand_Duchess_Olga

    Grand_Duchess_Olga Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "All he ever wanted to do was be an Air Force pilot," she said. "That isn't going to happen now."

    OMG! I can't think of what would happen.

    Daniel "the Cannon" Berry: I'm gonna shot down that boggie...opps, was a commercial airplane.

     
  12. darthlebowski72

    darthlebowski72 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Redneck irony
     
  13. Jedi_Xen

    Jedi_Xen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well I am glad he wont be an Air Force pilot, dont need someone like him flying a multi-million dollar killing machine.

    Who is going to be stupid enough to look down the barrel of a gun, any gun, if it doesn't fire? That makes absolutley no sense to what possessed him to do that.
     
  14. JediMasterAaron

    JediMasterAaron Jedi Knight star 5

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    That's one of the funniest things I've ever read!

    I fail to see what is funny about a kid losing his eyesight for the rest of his life.

    JMA
     
  15. Grand_Duchess_Olga

    Grand_Duchess_Olga Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The thing about comedy is it always envolves someone either hurting themselves or humiliating themselves, or just in general showing their ignorance.
     
  16. Jedi_Xen

    Jedi_Xen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The thing about comedy is it always envolves someone either hurting themselves or humiliating themselves, or just in general showing their ignorance.

    In this case he did all three.
     
  17. JediJeffro

    JediJeffro Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "I fail to see what is funny about a kid losing his eyesight for the rest of his life."

    The fact that he was:

    1. Ignorant enough to stuff a frog in a potato gun.
    2. Ignorant enough to fire said gun.
    3. Ignorant enough to look down the barrel of said gun when it misfired.
     
  18. corellian_chic242

    corellian_chic242 Jedi Knight star 6

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    What idiot looked down the barrel of a projectile weapon?! And who shoots a frog from a potato gun... poor frog.

    Can you see that I have no sympathy for the kid? I just want to know what happened that frog... I'm guessing it blew up when it hit his face, right?
     
  19. Face Loran

    Face Loran Jedi Padawan star 4

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    For some reason all I can think about is what that frog splatter must've looked like.
     
  20. Grand_Duchess_Olga

    Grand_Duchess_Olga Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Maybe there is not frog involved. I mean, there is such stuff as bird shot, used to shoot birds. frog shot might be (bullets? pellets?) used to shot frogs.

     
  21. Otto_den_Ktulu

    Otto_den_Ktulu North Ridge Event Coordinator star 5

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    Oh man, just imagine it, the kid staring into the gun, the frog comes out and hits him in the face. BAM frog guts flying to and fro. Good stuff man. If they had a video camera they could win $10,000 from AFV!!
     
  22. Face Loran

    Face Loran Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think "a frog" and "the frog" is pretty definitive. It was a frog.
     
  23. Elf

    Elf Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    I find that extremely humorous. I hope this kid never breeds and passes on those "stupid" genes though.
     
  24. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I thought a potato gun was something you used in the kitchen to make french fries.

    You're from the city, aren't you? ;)
     
  25. Grand_Duchess_Olga

    Grand_Duchess_Olga Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Sherrif is very lenient for not having animal control press charges for animal abuse, then.
     
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