The 5 prettiest women dead

Princess Grace of Monacco
Marilyn Monroe
Princess Diana
Helen of Troy (I got no idea what she looked like but her face launched a thousand ships, so she was either beautiful or easy)
Nefertiti (Not so great as a mummy, but those heiroglyphs make her look yummy)

 

A parody thread!

//grovels

 

Umm, why for the grovelling?

 

Marilyn
Audrey Hepburn
Natalie Wood
Savannah
Princess Grace

 

Audrey Hepburn

 

Lady Cadave...I mean Godiva.

 

Aaliyah

 

Audrey Hepburn.

One and only.

 

Oooh.. Aaliyah was a beauty.

I think Diana was ugly. I think she was a dead ringer for Larry Bird.

 

Marilyn Monroe
Jayne Mansfield
Mariel/Margeaux Hemmingway- I can't remember which is which, they look alot alike.
Savannah
The girl in those KISS photo sessions from 1977. Can't remember her name, but she's a knockout.

 

Audrey.

 

Grace Kelly.

Seldom have I seen more stature, beauty and personality in one woman.

 

Marilyn

 

Audrey Hepburn.

And Aaliyah. *sniffles*

 

The one and the only:

Marlene Dietrich



Others:
-Rita Hayworth
-Veronica Lake
-Carole Lombard
-Joan Crawford (I thought she was pretty during the early '30s)
-Greta Garbo

 

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Audrey Hepburn

 

I REMEMBERED HER NAME!!!!

Her name is Star Stowe, and she was in several pics with KISS from a photo shoot from I believe the 1976 Paul Lynde Halloween Special on tv. She wasn't on the tv show though. She later ended up in Playboy as a covergirl and centerfold, even later she became a heroin addict, and later, of course, dead.

Tried searching the web, and can't find a single pic of her.

 

Susan B. Anthony!

 

Definately Audrey Hepburn.

 

Cleopatra. Comin' Atcha!

I doubt anyone outside the UK will get that...

D_S

 

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She is Hot!

 

Hepburn.

 

DARK: "Cleopatra. Comin' Atcha!"

Ooooooh yes, DARK. I get that. Cleopatra was an attempt at Jackson-Five-ism. One that was not appreciated. Three little girls, a bed, a semi-angry parent, a LOT of gesturing, and a couple of cartoon images. And a TV series.

NOT good! Is a-NOT good!

 

Heh! Heh! I only remembered them when I caught a glimpse of them on that Abba-tastic thing (with Steps and Billie etc) only last week.

Those girls were baaad.

Curiously, they always dressed in big sheets to hide their fat butts.
I'm not being sexist - I'm just stating a fact...