JCC The Affleckacacation and the future of woke

So imagine you're Ben Affleck, and you're super-handsome, and your girlfriend is the most beautiful girl in the world, and you're offered all the best super-heroes to play in blockbuster movies. And yet somehow you're still unhappy, why? ....

Why?

And it's nothing to do with woke.

 

Wife. They're married. For now.

 

He was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!

 

resisting the temptation to post a new thread about the Aflacacation and the future of insurance

 

Because the Patriots lost Super Bowl XLII.

It gets worse as the years go by, not better.

 

NSFW.

Spoiler

 

Ben When He's Not Runnin' On Dunkin'...

 

In case you were after a serious answer: the things that make us happy aren’t the superficial things you mentioned.

 

Or he was just a bit annoyed being at his wife's work function..

 

He was actually married to Jennifer Garner at the time, which is the only reason he was allowed to be in Daredevil opposite her role as Elektra Natchios.

 

**** him.

 

If you have to ask why a Bostonian is miserable, you’re not from Boston.

 

This post was referring to him being miserable at the Grammys

 

So, then the answer is just that he's miserable because he's at the Grammys. What's with the trick question here about missing info?

 

Because he woke up and he was 50. And he's still doing this ****.