~*~The Breakdancing Ewok Aristocracy~*~

Good day, sirs and madams, I have the grand honour of welcoming you all into the magnificent halls of The Breakdancing Ewok Aristocracy's mansion.

Many famous Ewoks have dwelled these halls throughout the years. Ah, hear is one right now.

I give you the honour of meeting our most welcome guest, Wicket.

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Wicket: Yub yub!

*Wicket continues to talk in Ewokese*

Ah yes, Wicket is glad to make all of your acquaintances.

Now, we must continue on.

As you can see here on this wall, we have many framed photographs of Ewoks on their native planet of Endor.

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Stop looking at the photographs and pay attention!

Ahem. Anyway, we shall continue on our tour.

Over here is where we make children accustomed to being around Ewoks at a young age.

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The little ones are somewhat shy at first, but after a while they begin to warm up.

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*continues walking*

Now here we have a stage upon which scenes from the galaxy's history are acted out.

*Hands everyone a script*

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Oh look, they're practicing right now! Let's take a peek.

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*Turns to the group*

Well this is where our tour must end. If I were to show you any further, I would be breaking BEA rules, seeing as none of you are members.

But wait! I have an idea! A marvelous idea, if I do say so myself!

You can all join and become members of the Breakdancing Ewok Aristocracy!

All you have to do is pm either me or my partner EwokingOnSunshine with a name for a sock that contains the word Ewok in it. Yes, this is a private organization so no one outside of it will know who are members and who are not. If your fate lies in the rain, pm me with your name, if it lies in the sunshine, pm EwokingOnSunshine, my brother and fellow partner, owner, and member.

I hope you will all be going in us.

I now leave you to your destiny. Good luck and may all the power of the Force be with you.

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~Dead Roses~

 

Very good job on this thread Spitfire.

I like the way that everything goes together! Hey, if any of you need to PM any of us with some questions feel free to, my PM box is always open to PM's.

 

YUB NUB GRUB STUB!

Ewoks rule! Wicket is my friend.

 

EwokingOnSunshine has left for the day so I recomend sending all pms to me right now.

Remember, send me a PM with the name of a sock you make that contains the word Ewok in it

~Dead Roses~

 

Alright, I'm in! 3rd member! Woo Hoo! Great! I'll have the usual Caffeine free diet pepsi one (aka brown carbonated water) please! Now what?

 

*Walks behind the bar which is located in the lounge*

Hullo, I'll be your bartender here at the BEA.

*Slides you a glass of brown carbonated water*

So how are you sir?

~Dead Roses~

 

To join do you have to create the sock?

~Priestess

 

Good, good, apartfrom the fact that I have to rebuild my not so impressive post count (face_wink AKA only 200).

Life is great when you're in the BEA lounge. I'm gonna get used to this place

*comfortably sits down in an easy chair and sips drink*

How is everyone?

 

Yes, Sith_Priestess, you have to create the sock.

~Dead Roses~

 

Well I'm doing quite well actually, Indewoka.



*walks around bar and sits in a nice cosy chair by the fireplace*

Yes, it is quite lovely here, isn't it?

~Dead Roses~

 

*starts dancing merrily*

Yub Yub!

 

Would you like something to drink sir?

~Dead Roses~

 

Yup, great place. How much did this bad boy cost you?

*reclines in the chair takes the last swollow of drink.*

Mmm, low calories... Will there be a complementary meal with this? Maybe some Endorian tree roots or some Ewokian Tea?

 

I have an E in my name!

 

Meh, the E is good enough.





I actually inherited this place. I'll get you some Endorian root soup.

~Dead Roses~

 

*Ewoks gather around* SOUP! SOUP! SOUP! Well, I have to go for now. Until tomorrow!

 

*Walks in from the kitchen*

*Looks at all the hungry Ewoks*

Oh boy, Looks like I'm going to need a lot more bowls...

~Dead Roses~

 

Hi im teh newest member!

Someone hold by stick as I go ROBOT dance my way to the children! (why dont they make Ewok Smileys?)

 

*holds the stick while attempting to Force lift many, many bowls to all the hungry Ewoks*

Ack...Size...matters...not...size...matters...not...But what about amount?!

~Dead Roses~

 

Ha! I think this place is shaping quite nicely apart from the Ewok raid at table 11. Heh.

*cracks open another can of brown carbonated water.*

 

A little help here!

*bowls begin to shake*

Someone?

Anyone?!

~Dead Roses~

 

You know, Ewoks really did breakdance. I remember a cool Ewok rap song that played on the radio in 1983.

 

*Catches all the bowls that slip and neatly lay them on counter. Ewok raid grabs bowls and start yelling "Yub, Yub.*

Someone's hungry.

 

Really? That's so cool!

*looses her balance and falls down*

ow...

~Dead Roses~

 

I met the Ewok King himself at Celebration 2. Nice guy he was.

*starts chugging can after can of brown carbonated water*