Title: The Death Of me Author: Golden_Jedi Timeframe: ANH to ESB Characters: Han and friends Genre: songfic Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, nothings?s mine... Neither Star Wars, nor Han, Love Kills or Freddie... The Death of Me Songfic to Love Kills - Lyrics&Music: Freddie Mercury and Giorgio Moroder... An oldbie, I know. Love don't give no compensation This is insane Love don't pay no bills I’ve GOT to pay Jabba, not play hide-and-seek with the Empire Love don't give no indication I don’t even know what she thinks about me, except for when she calls me a laserbrained, stuck up, half witted, lazy, hormone-driven monkey-lizard.. Love just won't stand still Why did I offer to transport her to the new base? More to it, how would I know it would like being stuck in hell for three days? She didn’t even say goodbye when she walked down the ramp. Love kills - drills you through your heart Damn! Love kills - scars you from the start Some days I still smell that thrash compactor. It's just a living pastime Go to the cantina and get yourself a girl, Solo, one less complicated and more willing to have fun ... Ruining your heartline *Do you remember what that Bit on Ord Mantell said, Han? That great love that would change your life?* The Wookiee laughs. Stays for a lifetime won't let you go Shut up, Chewie. Cause love (love) love (love) love won't leave you alone Some days I wish he had never found me... Love won't take no reservations Why? Why now? Why me? Love is no square deal The numbers don’t sum up. If I stay, I’ll never pay Jabba. Hey love don't give no justification It’s just... I can’t... Not when... It strikes like cold steel I wish she hadn’t seen me with Sialay. Love kills - drills you through your heart Those eyes, like deep pools of dark, deceptively soft Alderaanian ale... Love kills - scars you from the start She smiled at me, I know that has to mean something... It's just a living pastime Only she smiled at Luke too, damnit. Burning your lifeline I could stay for a while, see if... Gives you a hard time won't let you go What does she want from me? The oath? Along with my ship, my blood, my life? Cause love (love) love (love) love won't leave you alone Hey love can play with your emotions Can it be? I thought she just... Open invitation to your heart So I smiled and offered her to polish her sabacc skills... Hey love kills One would have though I was inviting her to my bunk, or kicking her out of it. Play with your emotions Damn woman! Open invitation to your heart to your heart Leia flew the Falcon today. Love kills love kills I thought she would have us all killed. Hey hey But after a false start, my girl and the Princess got along nicely. Who would have known? Love kills (love kills) Why is she so chummy with Luke? Love kills (kills kills kills) Oh, yeah, the kid just got promoted. Great. Love can play with your emotions A walk? With me? Open invitation Anytime, your Highnessness. Love kills - hey - drills you through your heart Shavit, again the recruitment speech. This time she almost got me. Love kills - scars you from the start The word flyboy doesn’t sound good anymore in somebody else’s lips. It's just a living pastime She insists; I resist. Ruining your heartline I insist; she resist. Won't let you go I wish I could. Love kills - hey - drills you through your heart I have to get out of here now or I never will. Love kills - tears you right apart The command center’s been hit! It won't let go it won't let go I have to get to Leia; I can’t leave her here! Love kills - yeah The woman will be the death of me...
Awww...Han's got it bad!! I loved the way he kept trying to convince himself to move on...but couldn't Great job on this
Love kills - scars you from the start... Some days I still smell that thrash compactor. Enjoyed it all!
Got to love Han Solo. What a man, what a character... You've got him down to a science, Goldie. Shut up, Chewie. Cause love (love) love (love) love won't leave you alone... Some days I wish he had never found me...
Laine_Snowtrekker: This was cool! I liked it--and your Han was spot-on! Thank you! KELIA: Awww...Han's got it bad!! You think? I loved the way he kept trying to convince himself to move on...but couldn't Heheee... Great job on this Thanks! I_Heart_Han_Solo: Awesome! I can see Han actually thinking these thoughts VaderLVR64: Aw, I loved it! Chewie-Fan: Enjoyed it all! I'm glad! MirandaFair: Got to love Han Solo. What a man, what a character... You've got him down to a science, Goldie.
Poor Han! Love bit him unexpectedly, and he fell into his own trap! Now he can't get out! Well done, my friend!
A/N: I'm not quite sure how this little stravaganza that I wrote in one sitting while listening to Love Kills ended up there in the Awards, but I'd like to thank those who nommed it from the bottom of my heart. It means a lot to me.
Thist is a first for me, so please bear with me... *Bows dramatically* Thank you very much, and congrats to my co-winners! *Goldie examines carefully her GoldenYoda slice and mutters: If I got one third and one third of that goes to Freddie and another to Giorgio that leaves me with...*