Memph, TN The "Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill" Quote-A-Thon!!

Since no one aside from Traci and myself seem to know FA enough to play the "Nicktoons Quote-A-Thon" game- then I give you this little ditty. Same rules apply. Have fun, and remember to edit out any wirty dords that seem to populate some of his finer quotes!

And I get to start

"Do you like....bread?"

 

I can barely keep up with SW quote a thon..... Traci take the caffeine away from him!!!!

 

Hey! That's not an Izzard DTK quote!

Lock her in a room with Engelbert Humperdink!

 

Wha?

 

"Stop being so bloody Prussian!"

 

I see Tim's been at the rocket fuel coffee again.

"Yes, very funny gag...in England and France. Not in America. Goes down like a lead balloon."

 

"Well, not very well at the moment. It's not really a maneuver at the moment. It's more of a gesture."

"Some bloke! Yeah, he said the Force was really rather strong with you."
"Well, how strong?"
"Uh, as strong as a small pony."
"Oooh, that's quite strong, that is."

 

"It's the Rebels, sir. They're here."
"....do they want tea?"

 

Tim: Look for Eddie Izzard on tonight's Tonight Show With Jay Leno.

 

CAKE OR DEATH!!!!?

 

"Wherever he lands, there shall he be buried."

 

"I'll be glad when the Christians get here!"

 

"Today's sermon comes from a magazine- that I found in a hedge."

 

"Thank you for flying Church of England, Cake or Death?"

"Der Heimen Neuten... He was from all over..."

"I AM A DONUT!!!"

 

"Not only and Executive transvestite, but an ACTION transvestite as well, yeeeeessss..."


(Didn't know I'd watched it, huh?)

-Darth Grace*

 

Darth Grace and I watched it last night, and man were my sides hurting!

"{Num, num, num} OH, that's a handbag...with a brick in it....that's the queen.... I don't know who that is..."

 

"...I love you...even though you **** my wife." *BOOM!*

 

"I say that was rather out of order, wasn't it? Yeeessss."

 

"Oh look, they have guns...THEY HAVE GUNS!"

 

"And I'll back it up with this gun that was lent to me by the National Rifle Association."

 

"Running, jumping, climbing trees..."

 

"Talk British to my kids!"

 

"But if you're a bloke and you fall down in heels, well you just have to kill yourself."

 

"Did I leave the gas on? No, I'm a ****ing squirrel!"

 

"BUM BUM BUM BUM, ROW, YOU BASTARDS!"