Beyond - Legends The Hangover - Jedi Style feat. Jaina/Jag, Kyp/OC, L/M and many more (Humor short story)

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the words. Not even the OC. Just guess who Kyp is paired with!

Title:The Hangover - Jedi Style
Author: Master_Jaina1011
Characters: Jaina Solo, Jagged Fel, Kyp Durron, Luke Skywalker, Jacen Solo, Soontir Fel, Han Solo, Mara Jade Skywalker and few cameos by some very famous pilots...
Timeframe: Post-NJO, but AU
Genre: Humor
Summary: I brought up the Jag and Kyp shirtless scene and that is what brought this on. Jaina and Jag have their respective bachelor and bachelorette parties...and chaos ensues. Along with some Jag and Kyp shirtlessness...while fighting.

The Hangover: Part 1

Bachelorette parties were supposed to be nights you would remember for years to come. They were supposed to be fun.

Jaina guessed her massive headache was from the copious amounts of alcohol she consumed from going out not only with her friends, but also her Aunt Mara, Mirax Horn and Iella Antilles. If she remembered correctly, it was her twentieth shot of the night that did her in.

A knock sounded on her door, along with the chime and all Jaina wanted to do was to bury her head deeper into the pillow and sleep off the raging headache. Her only problem in her way was the insistent person at her door, and when her aunt bounded into her room like nothing happened last night, all Jaina wanted to do was throw the pillow at her. However, that was way too much work at the moment.

?Rise and shine!? Mara chirped as the other women just glared with one eye open. ?We still have so much to do!?

?Menace!? Jaina muttered as her delirious aunt opened the blinds to let the Coruscant light into her room. ?Are you supposed to let the bachelorette sleep off her hangover??

?Best cure for a hangover is Iella?s infamous breakfast for champions,? the Jedi Master replied as she tugged her niece?s comforter off her head and thumped her side with an extra pillow she must have found on the floor.

?How are you not hungover?? Jaina groaned as Mara just smiled ruthlessly, looking in the closet for something for the younger woman to wear.

?I am a Jedi Master. I mastered holding my liquor years ago.?

?Why did I invite you again?? the brunette Jedi asked as she slowly sat up in her bed, watching her aunt gather things around her quarters. The red head stopped and looked at her directly, eyes laughing.

?Because I make things lively and I can get us free alcohol.? Mara replied throwing the clothes in her arms at Jaina, who let them drop all over her head. ?Get ready, we need to be at Iella?s in thirty minutes.?

?Why are you a Jedi Master?? Jaina said, glaring at her way too chipper of an aunt. ?Cuz as of right now I?m debating if you really are a Sith in disguise.?

Mara laughed, shaking her red hair as she walked toward the door. ?Sometimes your uncle asks me the same thing.?

?Before or after you pawn off the dirty stuff about parenting on him??

?Both. Get ready, my darling niece. More fun awaits you.? Mara said, prancing out the door as Jaina flopped back on her pillow.

Shower now. Or else. Mara?s voice threatened in her head as the almost bride groaned. Sometimes she hated the fact she was born into a Jedi family. As she looked at the clothes on her bed, Jaina even questioned her family?s sanity.

Did they really expect her to wear this in public?

Before her evil aunt could aggravate her more, she headed to the shower thinking about how Jag?s bachelor party went.

If it was anything like hers, then he was in big trouble? if he could remember any of it.
Because she most certainly couldn?t remember anything past the rabbit pouncing on her. Or was it a nexu cub?

Jaina looked in the mirror fretfully.

What exactly had happened last night?
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I am writing the next part as we speak...if I can stop laughing. Oh boy this is going to be fun...

 

I love it! If you are doing PM's, I would love them!
I can see this happening. I seriously can. Haven't we all had something like this happen to us...?

 

uh-oh...


Great! Looking forward to seeing how this turns out! If you're creating a PM list, I would love to be on it!


O4aF

 

SithGirl & O4aF: Oh I was laughing just thinking of it. I guess I will do PM's even if its only a few posts...or more. Who knows...

PM List:

SithGirl132
Overboard4aFel

And here's the second part... can't. stop. laughing. EDIT: Just fine tuning it a bit!

The Hangover - Part Two

Kyp Durron woke up to snickering and an Ewok in his face jumping up high and falling directly on the floor roughly,causing his already huge headache to get worse.

?That was the most priceless reaction to Kettch ever!? Wes Janson exclaimed as his cohort in crime, Hobbie Klivian, laughed openly. The Jedi Master rubbed his head, glaring at them through half opened eyes. Oh, he would never live this down if either Liz or Jaina saw him like this.

?Exactly how much did we have to drink last night?? Kyp groaned when another manly groan erupted from the other side of the room.

?What in the Force did we have to drink last night?? Jacen Solo muttered echoing Kyp's thoughts. He rolled over to see Jacen roll off the counter in the kitchen and land hard on the tile below. ?Owww??

?Good going, son. Next time you might want to remember that the counter is not a bed.? Han Solo sounded from the refresher causing Kyp to turn his head, and in turn the room started to spin. As the room spun, he could see Wedge Antilles and Soontir Fel spread eagled next to the grand piano, one across the bench and the other on the top.

Kyp raised an eyebrow when Luke Skywalker came traipsing in the room, whistling loudly. ?Rise and shine, gentlemen of the hour!? Skywalker yelled, making the other men in the room groan and also making sure he started Force slapping everyone.

?Come on, kid shouldn?t you be hung-over too?? Han grumbled, still in the bathroom apparently. Kyp started to wonder if he slept in there since? Oh Force when did they get back to this hotel room?

?Kriff!? Han yelled stumbling out of the bathroom, hair wild, sliding the door shut. ?Guys, there is a full grown Nexu in there and I have no idea how or why!?

?Nexu?? Wedge mumbled, head hanging off the bench squinting at the troublemakers who dared to disturb his hangover slumber. ?How did we get a nexu in this room??

?It?s not exactly in this room, Wedge. That thing is in the refresher, where I apparently slept?in the bathtub.? Han exclaimed. Luke went over to poke Soontir in the side with the non-deadly end of his lightsaber trying to get a reaction out of the stoic General.

?I think he?s dead.? Luke declared when a hand went out to slap the Jedi Master away.?Wait? oh never mind the father of the groom lives.?

?Unfortunately,? Han muttered as Wes and Hobbie sat on the couch, waiting with big eyes, holding the thing that woke Kyp up.

Luke turned to see his nephew still on the floor in the kitchen, hand over his eyes, still snoring. ?What is he doing in here?? he asked, the blue eyes of the usually serene Jedi Master surveyed room.

?Honestly I have no idea.? Kyp replied when he heard another thump from the end of the room as Han just snickered.

?The youngest Fel just fell.? Han roared, the blond head of Cem Fel appeared over the couch, swaying slightly as Kyp tried to sit up. Then he just laid his head back on the floor, his objective failing successfully.

The door to the refresher slid open only to hear Lando Calrissian yelp frightfully and the door slid shut just as quickly. ?Did you guys know there is a nexu growling at the door in the there?? Lando said, trying to walk into the living room, Han just glowering at him.

?Yes and apparently I slept with it,? the former smuggler replied when Luke gently kicked Jacen awake with the Force and Zekk suddenly appeared to Kyp?s right, black hair obscuring his green eyes.

?Whoa?Master Skywalker gave us the good stuff.? Zekk said, Kyp doing a mental count of the men who came to the party in his head. The only person left to wake up was?

?Um?guys ?where is Jag?? Han said. Kyp?s head shot up realizing he had no idea where his best friend was.

?Last thing I remembe

 

Kyp raised an eyebrow when Luke Skywalker came traipsing in the room, whistling loudly. ?Rise and shine, gentlemen of the hour!? Skywalker yelled, as the other men in the room groaned as he started Force slapping everyone.

Reminds me of my favorite Special Agent...don't you just love slapping people upside the head?

?The youngest Fel just fell.? Han roared as the blond head of Cem Fel appeared over the couch, swaying slightly as Kyp tried to sit up then just laid his head back on the floor, his objective failing successfully.



?You?re telling me.? Kyp muttered thinking of the various ways Liz was going to torture him for this escapade.

She's getting to be a very popular character, huh?. And she would skin his butt alive.

I'm thinking the guys had a bit more fun. Though, where'd they leave Jag?

PM's, please?
Great way to start the morning, seriously.

 

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!

Whose wedding is this for? Oh yeah. J/J. Woot!!!! I'd love to see the epilogue with the vows exchanged. And then the reception and more hangovers

Except for the bridal couple who snuck out to rendezvous natch -- love that L/M are still acting like newlyweds

Where do you get your lines?

PonyTricks has a wicked and quirky sense of humor too -- we figured long ago it must be from the Dr. Pepper

You remind me of Peter David, the funniest Trek profic author ever!!!!! He writes a wicked and wizard Q!





Bones verbally sparring with Q! Can you picture that?


ROFL!!

Hugs!!!!!!

 

?Our women are definitely to kill us.? Wedge grumbled, head still dangling off the piano bench.
?You?re telling me.? Kyp muttered thinking of the various ways Liz was going to torture him for this escapade.
?Well, look at it this way, maybe the women lost Jaina too!?

They wish!
This is comedy gold! The girls and the blokes!
I can't wait for more..

 

?The youngest Fel just fell.?

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! So funny....priceless actually! Love love love it, what a fantastic idea! Please PM me when you update!

Huggles,
Irish

 

This is awesome! Add me to PM list please.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was a total milk-through-nose-laughing-too-hard part!! I don't know what I like more- Luke being chipper in the morning (their rendevouz explains Mara's good mood too...) or Cem Fel! That boy definately can't take his liqour! HAHA!

Can't wait till the next post!

O4aF

 

This is freakin' funny!

Please, PM me for this!

 

First off, thank you everyone for reading. It's a blast to write and I'm hoping to at least finish most of it within the next few days. And I will post periodically, over the next week.

Now onto replies.

Ceil: Where do you think I got the idea? Liz of course. I love her!!! Well you never know which one had more fun...as you will find out soon. As for Jag... Thanks for reading!

Mira: I will from now, make sure to be put disclaimers before the post. Can't have people do spit take on their computers!

Oh pictures you say...well this night shall forever haunt everyone!!! And thank you!

Jade_eyes: *takes a bow* I blame my lines on a very boring, uneventful night at work. When that happens, well I become sarcastic and humorous. Oh no worries, the epilogue is planned. More fun to come! And thank you again!

SITH_MAYO: Aww...thank you! I was just aiming for a fun fic. And it is!

Irish_Jedi_Jade: I had to do it. Especially for a fic like this. Thank you for reading!

Lady_Jedi93: Thank you for reading! And I will!

O4af: I do hope you had an awesome spit take!!! Well L/M will be explained later...but I had to have someone be nice and chipper and those two...well Thank you again!

Goddess: Thank I am glad you enjoyed it! Look for more tomorrow!

PM List:
Ceilean
Mira_Jade
Irish_Jedi_Jade
SithGirl32
Overboard4aFel
Lady_Jedi93
Goddess_at_Heart

I will try to post the next part tomorrow, since this weekend is going to be insane for me! Thank you all for reading!

 

This is freakin' awesome. Hysterical !!! Great start, and simply cannot wait for more. Add me to your PM list please, don't want to miss any of this.

 

Now what do you guys wanna see? I have the girls breakfast planned, as the shirtless Jag and Kyp later on but otherwise... its up to you! You suggest I shall write!!!

Since you're basing this off the movie The Hangover, I would like you to include my favorite part - a baby named Carlos!