The "Jesus is Awesome" thread.

No, not that jesus. This Jesus:

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Chris "Jesus" Ferguson

As a fan and player of the totally awesome game of Texas Hold 'Em, I want to make this thread in honor of one of the best players to ever play the game.

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Bio: Born in Los Angeles, Chris "Jesus" Ferguson is one of the most recognizable players in poker. He has a unique look with his trademark long wavy black hair, well-groomed beard, sunglasses, and hat. But his clothing is just part of his image as a poker player. Outside the poker world, he never wears a cowboy hat and looks more like a university professor than a poker player. Some people like the image of being a good player but chris prefers the image of not being a good player, believing that his opponents will try to outplay him and he can take advantage of it. He hopes that players who play against him think because he looks like a cowboy that he probably dofesn't understand the game very deeply. He is one of the most popular players on the tournament circuit and plays in many of the larger buy-in tournaments. Since he doesn't have a lot of time to spend at poker, he decided to primarily play tournaments because he felt that the competition in them would be the greatest. He figured that the best way to learn to play better is to play against the top players and says he learns best by playing against the best.
Chris's introduction to gambling came at a very early age when his father, Thomas, who teaches statistics and game theory at U.C.L.A. (his mother also has a Ph.D. in mathematics), played games with him when he was a kid. He continually analyzed games or invented new ones, so he grew up with a very strong background in gamesmanship. Even back in the fourth grade, he was playing poker and in high school. Early in his college career, he took occasional trips to Las Vegas where I played $1-$2 and $2-$4 games. By playing very tightly and waiting for extremely good hands he found that he could make $4 an hour but he played for the challenge, to see if I could make a living at poker. After coming into a large amount of money through by winning a big blackjack tournament he decided to take a step up into higher limits.
Chris began playing poker seriously in 1993 and won the World Series of Poker in 2000 by beating TJ Cloutier on the river. On the final hand of the tournament TJ held AQ and Ferguson had A9. The flop was 2K4 with another King on the turn. If the board paired, the pot would have been split and Ferguson would have been saved, but he caught a 9 on the river and won.
Chris earned a Ph.D. in computer science (Artificial Intelligence) and his strong mathmatical skills have played a big part in his success. He does a lot of work with poker on the computer by analyzing situations, trying to simplify the game by making certain assumptions and then solving them to arrive at some basic rules that are useful in natural play. Although he has made a good name and some money at poker that isn't his primary focus - he plays poker more for the challenge than the money. Most if his income comes from his other jobs - he is a research assistant and has also done consulting work for the California State lottery and the Bureau of the Census, as well as for individuals. Eventually he says that he would like to be a professor of game theory at a major university or work for a company on Wall Street, analyzing stocks or trading. He is married and resides in Pacific Palisades, California and lists Eric Seidel, Dan Harington, Mike Sexton, and Daniel Negranu and players he respects the most.

 

Poker is over-rated and boring to watch!

 

That jesus, is NOT awesome.

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You are both completely and utterly wrong.

 

utterly udders

 

Only if he pronounces it the spanish "Jesús". Otherwise, nah.

 

I'd agree, but he's not that great a player.

He got lucky for his win (dominated about 4:1) in the WSOP and, while a *good* player, doesn't often compare to the top players we have now...

Matasow notwithstanding, of course.

 

I heard a rumor that that other Jesus this threads not about was teh goatse man.

 

It's not pronounced the spanish way because he looks like the savior guy. Thus the nickname.

 

I thought we weren't supposed to say that word in here.

Yes, Jesus is awesome. I apparently need to edit this as it is considered baiting.

 

Phil Ivey> any other poker players

 

I like Barry Greenberg better, honestly.

 

I don't like his face. NOt making a joke or anything. Honestly, his face is just weird.


Does anyone here like Phil Hellmuth? Cuz I feel like e-smackin someone right now.

 

5 card stud, yes, a little.

Texas Hold 'Em ownz.

 

I think Phil's a gifted player, but not so much with the "liking" him, no...

 

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That Jesus is ****ing metal, Balrog

 

It doesn't get much mroe awesome than that!

 

The Jesus comics in Penny Arcade really are the best ones

 

Well, yeah, but are there any PA comics about Chris Ferguson?

-P!-

 

Jesus sucks.

 

Are you kidding? Jesus is awesome! See here:

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Real Ultimate Jesus!

 

I'm not convinced.

 

But Jesus saves people ALL the time. And he turned this whole diner into a pillar of salt because some kid dropped a spoon.