Saga "The Last Mistake You'll Ever Make!" Or is it? (AU)

Title: The Last Mistake You'll Ever Make!
Summary: Luke, Han, and Chewie have just been sentanced to "Death By Sarlacc" Jabba, the vile Hutt, is pleased with his new most compident droids and the entertaining execution he is about to witness. But most of all the new, beautiful, scantily clad human slave girl that he has come to lust after quite greedily. Angered furociously by the death of his favorite pet, The Rancor. Jabba see's the painful and disturbing death he sentenced his valuable Rebel prisoners as a just punishment! Luke has an escape plan. But will it work? What is the fate of the Empire and the Second Death Star? What will beccome of the galaxy? Read and find out!
Notes: This story is very AU. It is inspired by me, and many of my nerdy friends geeky stories about: "What if Luke, Han, and Chewy did fall in the Sarlacc, how would Leia, and Lando escape the Hutt? Could Boba Fett be redemeed? How would it work with Fett helping the Rebels escape the Hutt, then in turn fight the Empire at Endor? (You all are probably already thinking this story is going to be filled with fanboyish details about slave Leia, right? Well it's not, it's only going too have a few. Then straight to Endor.)
Author: Sarlaccsaurs-rex

Part 1

"You should have Bargained Jabba." Said Luke. Jabba, Mocking him in Huttese. Luke responds angrily. "Last mistake you'll ever make!" "Ho, Ho, Ho!" Jabba roars. The whole audience roars in laughter as they begin heading to board the sailbarge. Jabba tugs the chain on his beautful new pet, and puts his hand on her soft smooth shoulder. The disgusting Hutt drools down her curvy figure. Leia is not only humiliated, but disgusted with the perversion of her new master.

As they are boarding the barge, Leia notices Boba Fett, the infamous Bounty Hunter she had talked to the other night. She asks for help. Boba responds by saying "Hello princess, I see you are enjoying your life as Jabba's toy." "Very Funny Fett. It would be nice if you would consider getting us out of here and joining the alliance, we need more fighters like you!" Boba likes Leia's word's. He takes a pause of consideration. Meanwhile, Lando looks on in concern. "What the heck is she doing talking to that scum and villany? Ugh, Artoo, I need a drink."

Stay Tuned! Part 2 on the way!

EDIT: HAN IS NOT GOING TO DIE GEZZ SORRY!

 

Hey, this looks like an interesting idea! Honestly, I've never thought of what would happen if they were eaten

However, the actually writing could use some work. If your interested in any advice feel free to send me a PM; I'm always willing to help someone become a better writer. You can also get a Master on the Fanfiction Resource boards, or myself should you be interested.

Keep up the good work!

 

Thanks! I think its pretty good for my first shot!

 

Never meant to offend.

 

Agreed (on both counts)! If RogueSticks ever got wind of this... BOOM!

 

Chill out guys. I never said I was killing him off. The Sarlacc is not instant death!!! People have escaped it! Sorry!!!

P.S. So you guys are saying you are limited to who can be killed off?!?! How is that remotly AU or creative for that matter?

 

You can kill off whoever you want. Don't freak out. They are just expressing their emotions They are shocked and waiting to see what happens. Take it from me: I've killed Yoda before

 

O.K. Just curious.

I will start part 2 tommorow!

 

Part 2 On The Sail Barge

"What are you looking at!" Leia roared.

"Why princess, I was just noticing how beautiful that outfit makes you look."

"You pervert! Shouldn't you be kissing up to Jabba's slimy tail!" Leia rolled her eyes.

"My God you're as pretty as your mother!" Boba said as his eyes were glued to Leia's body.

"Wait, what do you know about my mother!" Leia thundered.

"Your mother was a senator from Naboo. I was there when she was sentenced to death on Geonosis along with Vader, and some other long haired bearded jedi, Vader's master from what he told me. Vader says he had strong feelings for your mother. All three escaped Geonosis, but at what cost! It all started when my father took a job for an old man named Dooku. But honestly I don't like to think about those times. In fact, I curse that day!"

"You know Fett people always tell me that my mother died when I was born, but I remember her quite well. I just don't understand. Why don't you like to think about that day?"

"A damn jedi by the name of Mace Windu killed my father in cold blood. The jedi say that they don't kill, but that's just one of the many lies of their corrupt order! That is why I have no sympathy for your corrupt friend Skywalker. The Empire maintains order, something the jedi failed to do."

"Slave Girl!" Jabba roared. "We are almost at Carkoon, why don't you entertain me and my favorite bounty hunter with that pretty, yet pathetic little body of yours?"

"That's o.k. Jabba sir." Boba said politely.

"Thank you." Leia said quietly with a smile, as her hope started gradually growing.

Jabba roared with happiness. "Ho, ho, ho, more for me, now dance! If you don't, your tender skinny body would make an excellent snack for my rancor!"

Leia's hope was suddenly shattered once again.

 

Part 3 on the way!

 

Hey I never knew you wrote fanfics. I'm working on couple of them.

Anyways the storys quite interesting since its boba fett who reveals the truth. But how would he know that Leia is Padme's daughter?

 

Hmmmm? How does Boba know that Vader is Anakin? Are Boba/Vader close?

Just a note: the word Jedi never, ever, ever, ever, begins with a lower case J. The same goes for the Force when used in the context of the Force.


Looking foward to the next post. I can already see a little growth in your writing in part 2. Experience is the best teacher

 

O.K. I'm just so used to usernames with lowercase jedi I forgot it was an important noun.

About Vader and Boba they shared many stories, Boba took many jobs for Vader, and they generaly both hated Jedi. They also meet each other for the first time (Not counting Boba as a teenager in the Clone Wars T.V. show) by having a fight somewhere in between episodes III-IV. From what I heard from the EU and other fanfics.

 

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Yup, we're just venting. It can get quite entertaining sometimes, and I think that's why we do it. I see that no one complained about Luke and Chewie, though. It's your story, you can take people's suggestions or leave them, it really is your decision. The only thing to say is that, as a growing young writer, you can look at the comments, learn from them, attempt to grow your skills at both writing and plot, then use them as you see fit. Grammar and technical skills in writing, though, should be taken seriously (which I see you are) and applied to your work. I think in this forum, you can edit your story to correct grammar mistakes at any time. Take advantage of that. (For example, correcting the "jedi" to "Jedi" can easily be done.)

You're doing great, just relax and have fun with it!

 

Thanks for the awsome support guys!

Tonight part 3 will be made, while i'm watching either History Channel, Family Matters, or Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. Hey inspirations can come from anywhere!

 

Great start! I cant wait to read part 3.

 

Family Matters? That's Tuesday night. Tonight is a The Nanny night!

 

Howdy folks! Just a quick reminder that we have a board policy about public, unsolicited concrit in our FAQ. Let's keep it friendly and pleasant for everyone.

 

Pushed it back to tommorow! I'm tired.

 

Part 3

Note: This section of the story contains somewhat PG-13 detail on Leia's dance.

Jabba was drooling a waterfall as he tugged the chain of his beautiful slave to the center of the barge main chamber, nearly choking Leia to an unconciousnes state when she tried to resist. Leia said nevously, yet firmly "You don't really think you can break my will, do you?" At that moment Jabba yanked the chain that bound her, nearly breaking Leia's neck this time. He pulled her close and said in Huttese "No, I know I can, ho ho ho." In the back of her mind Leia was not afraid, but at the same time worried for her friends. She knew if they died she would escape eventually, she hoped. But what of Han, Chewie, and Luke? "Dance my pretty!" Jabba demanded. So Leia had no choice, She began. She tried to dance sexy, but not too sexy. She danced in a slow spin rubbed her chest between her hard metal brassire with one hand as she thrusted her belly slowly, with the other hand waving in the air. She did this for about three minutes in a loop while moving around the main chamber with a flirty, seductive, yet obviously completely fake smile on her face. Leia was humiliated, and she began to blush. She had so much more important things that could shape the fate of the galaxy to worry about on her mind, and now she was basically a sex-symbol under the enslavment of the most disgusting crime lord in the galaxy. After her dance was finished Jabba told her that she had done enough, much to the dismay of the other humanoid males on the barge. She watched the skiffs escorting her imprisioned friends flying outside the windows of the Barge.

NOT DONE.

(May take a while for an inspiration.)