The Official Attack_of_the_Ewoks & COSLeiaOrganaSolo Lovers Joint~Home of the Breakdancing Ewoks

Well after tying the knot, AOTE and I thought it would be nice if we opened up our own place, so......................

Here it is!!!!!!



The Official Attack_of_the_Ewoks & COSLeiaOrganaSolo Lovers Joint, consists of a bar and a restaurant with a stage set in the middle so that you can view it from the bar and the restaurant section.



The entertainment is always the famous Breakdancing Ewoks. We also have special entertainment guest stars who perform when the Breakdancing Ewoks need a break.



To get a table, you have to leave your name and how many people in your party at the front. As for the bar, first come first serve.

Oh, and don't forget to have fun!!!!!!!!!

May the Force be with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!






I love Attack_of_the_Ewoks!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing edit: Reopened.This thread is being closed in it's place.

Bria edit: Locking once again. This has gone on long enough.

 

Will I get any pizza for being here?

 

WOO-HOO!!!!!!

 

*slits wrist at sight of all the smilies*

 

Here I am baby. I love you so much. I don't like those other joints. They're so course and rough and irritating, and, uhh, get everywhere. Not like here (like you). Here, it's (you are) so soft and smooth.

I love COSLeiaOrganaSolo

 

All these smilies are worse than no pizza. (shoots myslef)

 

The maximum number of emoticons allowed in one post should be reduced...

significantly.

//slits wrists

 

"What's going on?"

"What is she thinking?"

-Obi-Wan

 

The maximum number of emoticons allowed in one post should be reduced...

significantly.


I agree. Lowered to NONE.

 

*Walks in carrying 50 boxes of pizza and 50 jugs of blue milk & water using the Force*

Who's hungry?!

Who's thirsty?!

 

The maximum number of emoticons allowed in one post should be reduced...

significantly.


Please, yes...I beg of you...only 1 is ever necessary. <--see, it conveys the message, doesn't it?

 

Yeah!!!! Pizza!!!! Now this should be better than the wheat bread I had today.

 

(so does mine)

 

The only acceptable smiley should be .

 

There better be a lot of regular AND roasted garlic on one of those pizzas... along with sweet italian sausage, ground beef, canadian AND american bacon, pepperoni, green peppers, onions, sun dried tomatos, mushrooms, pineapple, 3 kinds of cheese, black olives, and anchovies.

Oh, and my name's Jon. I'll have... ummm... counts.... 3 other people with me.






Eva_Pilot04,
Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks!

 

*Gives WarmasterDan 25 boxes of pizza*

You look hungry.

*Gives WarmasterDan 25 jugs of blue milk*

All that pizza's going to make you thirsty.

 

*walks in, sits at the bar, orders a drink, and posts a sign reading: 'looking for date, men need not apply'*

 

Edit: Whatever, I love you COSLeiaOrganaSolo !

 

(eats pizza and drinks milk) This is just like a time these angry dwarfs attacked me at school during lunch.

 

*A voice is heard over the intercom: Jon, Party of three, your table is now ready*

*Walks up to Eva_Pilot04 and his friends*

I'll show you to your table.

 

Not dying fast enough...

Must end pain...

 

Am I allowed to post in here?
Do I meet the posting standards of this thread?

 

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The Entertainment has arrived!
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And the Pizza!
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Hell, even the music!

 

No you don't. You're far too mature.

 

*Saddam and some back-up dancers join the entertainment*
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