The ****Official**** FF-UK Singles Bar

our own little place for us who don't have a better half

 

Oh dear. Bar = Drink.

Drink + Dim = Not good.

 

walks in

//gets hauled out by cass

 

hi my names john and Im addicted to alcohol.....DAMN wrong room again

 

lol

there nothing wrong with some drink....as long as your the correct age

 

LMAO @ MoT.

So- //hands ID over like always

 

well my pass ports claims that I am 21 but then it also says my name is carlos

 

lol

I've been ID'ed a few times and I am 20

 

Is necking allowed?

 

not to suck people's blood it's not!

 

I've been ID'd a few times - and I'm 28. I attempted to buy a packet of Silk Cut recently and was asked for proof of age. Now that's taking the p!$$

While I'm here...

// orders a vodkalemo

 

::tchh::
probably very few virgins here anyvay....

:: orders Bloody Mary - hangs in corner, sulking ::

 

sound like my work if we got a slightest doubt we have to ID people. Least it means you look young.

~~Gets a malibu and coke~~

 

//orders a pint

//looks around room at lovely single ladies

 

Ive been told that with a few day growth on my face I look like peter sutcliff....can I still come in?

Any one for a white wine?

 

//sticks head in door, sees Mayhem leering at laydeez and ducks back out again

 

sorry dont drink wine, makes me tipsy quite quickly

 

in that case, go on, go on, go on........

 

some of us have work later....can't go in smashed

 

Did someone say wine?

Er on second thoughts never mind - someone buys you a drink in one of these places the least they expect is a...... - even the "women"

// sucks peanuts and puts them back in the packet

Dry roasted anyone?

 

Right so whire wine for both LV and TTG...... (big fat cheesy grin)

 

Ok - tip it my my vodkalemo

I need it..Mayhem's smiling round the room

 

//raised eyebrows at metz


I dont think so buster

 

Who said anything about leering... I'm just smiling... despite everything...

 

Beckymonster ambles in
Chocolate milkshake please Barperson! Heavy on the haagen daaz!
No alcohol for me. Regular posters will know the reasons!

Goes to sit with LV and TTG
So... what's the talent like tonight then?
That bad huh?!