The *****Official###### Ralph Wiggum Quote page

Ralph wiggum is defiately one of the funniest characters on the simpson.. i crack up everytime i hear something he says. im sure there are others like me out there so i would like to start a Ralph Quote page to brighten up the days of us worker drones sitting in our cubicles.
Please feel free to use whatever you like.


ill start it off with
"Me fail english? that's unpossible"

 

I bent my Wookiee.

 

" It tastes like burning.

 

It's Wiggum time.

bad cops, bad cops

 

My ear hurts and my neck hurts. I have two owies.

 

" Look, Daddy, he has bosoms like Mommy."


" Yeah... I wish. "

 

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

My friend is sure this in an anagram. The writers at the simpsons are very clever. The line right before that by Lisa was, "Do you know any anagrams, Ralph?" and then Ralph said that.

Anyways, my friend thinks it starts, "Bart..."

 

Anybody play "Simpson's Road Rage" for PS2?

You can drive as Wiggum (or pick him up).

"I would drive home...but somebody stole my police car..."

"We could get there faster if my siren worked..."

 

Ralph: "can you open my milk mommy?"
Ms. hoover "im not your mommy Ralph, and the children are right to laugh at you

 

"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!"

"Daddy, she's touching my special area!"

 

I have 6 min worth of Ralph sayings. I could try and type them, but I am lazy.

Leave me alone, I'm here to play George Washington!

So, do you like, stuff?

I'm learnding!

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outa there.

Mrs. Hoover, the worm went into my mouth and then I ate, can I have a new one?
No, there arn't anymore just try and sleep while the other children are learning.
Oh boy, Sleep! that's where I'm a Viking.

 

"We're gonna be in a pie!"

 

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"

 

A quick search on google revealed a 4 anagrams for "My cat's breath smells like cat food"

Blackmails comets softheartedly
Myself, I am the castrated bollocks
I'm a deftly blackest schoolmaster
Stealthy comfortable slick dames

from http://www.anagramgenius.com/archive/mycats.html

I wonder if there any other, Simpson related ones?

 

"But, these are just old SW action figures"

Ralph: "What's a diorama?"

 

Superindentent chalmers: when was the battle of new orleans?
Ralph: whats a battle?
Chalmers: did that boy just say whats a battle,
Skinner: noo no he said whats that rattle, now ask one of the other students like lisa simpson

 

Hi Super Nintendo Chlamers.

 

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

 

"Dying tickles."

 

"Miss Hoover...I ate my paste."

 

"Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office."

 

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a principal or a catapiller!"

 

"I'm scared daddy! Too scared to even wet my pants!"

 

"Hey look, Big Daddy! There's regular daddy!"

 

Is this my house?

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outa there.