The old Aqua Teen Hunger Force thread seems to be locked, so I thought...

...I'd start a new one!

This has to be one of the funniest shows ever made. So strange and surreal, yet it just makes it hilarious. Not sure if it's ended (what with the one show called "The End"), but I have been seeing more of the new ones. More stuff seems to be spontaneously combusting (mirror, lottery ticket, plastic toy drill, etc.)

"Put my eyes back in, so I might form my brow und express the anger that I am feeling!"

"Buy now! Make Oog rich! RIP HEAD OFF!"

Meatwad: (drunk inside a snake) You leave me alone! I'm 21!
Frylock: Oh great. Now HE'S drunk.
Meatwad: I'm not drunk, you're the drunk one. And you wanna do somethin' about it?
Shake: Yeah, I'll do something about it. How about THAT? (kicks Meatwad)
Meatwad: OW! Say that to my face! What are you, scared? (kick) OW! He did it again! (kick) OW! OW! OW! OW! You sumbich...
(snake glares at Shake)
Shake: This is stupid, let's just kick him outta here. (sees snake) What? What are YOU looking at?
(snake eats Shake)

Meatwad: That old boy tried to kiss me!
Shake: Well you know what that means...someone's a little bi-curious...
Meatwad: I ain't no "bi-curious!" I'm a man's man!
Shake: Well not anymore! I'VE PLANTED THE SEED OF DOUBT!

Meatwad: (wearing muscle shirt, Village People hat, and earring) What was that noise?!? (ahem) Like I give a bullcrap! I'm a man, boy! I'm macho! I ain't no bi-curious. If I was that, how come my muscles be all big? And I be wearing this spandex?
Shake: Right. You're full-blown gay.

 

"I hope he can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can."


!snap

 

Sounds lame.

 

Then you obviously don't get funny.

I got the DVD for Christmas. It makes me happy.

Carl: My pool looks like it's tearing ass across my backyard!

Carl: I'm gonna give this rainbow thing another five minutes... and if it don't show up, I'm going down to the store and I'm buyin' a Hot Rod magazine!

Master Shake: Good morning Carl. How's it goin?
Carl: Hello there Mr. Food Monster Man. This is how it's goin. Look at my freakin' car! It is crushed, to Bejeesus and back.
Master Shake: Have you gotten any estimates?

Amazing.